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Apparently one time Giggs scored a late goal in a game and then ten minutes later someone came along and posted 'Giggs has scored' in the thread for the other games. Now apparently if you post anything that someone has posted before then it's hilarious to post the Giggs face. In fact, someone has probably already explained this before somewhere on the forum... so this post itself is a "Giggs". So if someone posts a Giggs face after this post, it'll be unbelievably funny. Mate, that's unbelievable funny

So tonight might be the night? All these 'whispers' going around, I guess theres no smoke without fire......I reckon he's ours.

France Thats great!

Kaiz, who would you be replacing? And gutted about Real Radio: from a supporters point of view they're the best and from a personal one, chasing up Lockwood to ask him about breaking into commentary was now a waste of time. Pettiness from our lot.

The article says the club feel it has to be permanent and have rejected loan bids. I think they've got that totally wrong.....a loan is exactly what he needs, so he can be all about the football again. For £1m, we might be letting go a future England striker. He shouldn't be written off so early in his career. Does sound like a twat though.

The more I think about it, the more I'm convinved its Harper. He's so old now, anybody bothering to buy him would be a 'shock'.

It seems like it isn't one of our big players, but still someone important enough to care about, hence the 'shock'. Williamson, Harper or Smith?

Real World Translation: Arsenal absolutely don't want Gervinho. Wenger's not even heard of him, the Frenchman instead turning his attentions to the 'small, nippy, weak eastern european playmaker' position.

Sunday Sun is an atrocious paper though, so wouldn't buy it anyway. which paper do you trust for transfer gossip ? News of the World

I like this bit:

Don't worry, it's not true. It's Alan Oliver.

Krul has an international cap for a better team. Suck on that Stevie!

This summer's Perch? Maybe it's Douglas' transfer shock....

Neil Taylor.....honestly, who is this guy? I've never heard of him

Just love the way Torres and Kaka are world-class and Xavi is the tag along. Looks hilarious now.

Yeh he said his priority was in England and after how things ended at Liverpool, Villa is probably the level he's going for. Can definitely see it happening.

yeah because that's what spurs need - a bigger squad!

A bit off topic and its in Chat, but has everyone read the story about him? Cowell's management tried to 'skater boy' him but it wasnt working, so they gayed him up. Fair play to the stylists, they're definitely earning their money.

I've asked him if its good news or bad, just hoping to pick up a general vibe.

The wording isn't necessarily negative, but if it was positive news I think he would have worded it differently. By the way, if Mark Douglas was 'sitting on' the Cabaye deal since last Thursday, why didn't he mention in until the Sunday? Its not like he's just the Sunday Sun, could've mentioned it in the Journal. I reckon we'll get Gervinho, like. Then the domino effect will happen: Gameiro rejects us > we sign Gervinho > we buy our next choice striker > Enrique stays.

I'm adamant I saw Tino Asprilla last night outside Floritas/Koos. My memory was hazy, but I remember being annoyed that when I FINALLY saw a footballer, I was too drunk to do anything apart from mumbling "You know what? That's Tino Asprilla" to a mate. In fact yes, it was definitely him.

Malaga Very impressive

Anticipating a legendary thread here. Now for some ideas.....

The quote obviously insults us, but theres also the first part about rather playing less often in a good team. It's multi-layered twatterism.