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Mine? Why?

A nice reception for him, then we impress him with this imminent international midfielder, then he comes to the table to negotiate. By this point, his wages are putting other teams off. He then concedes defeat and signs a new contract with us. Thats really our only hope

That front page is insane charltonbrooker Charlie Brooker Imogen had a cameo in Dead Set. She seems nice. We filmed her looking scared during a zombie attack, crying. Gigs like that are quite rare.

The vile, antifootball scum tallied 102 goals in the end. How dull.

FFT's preview: Newcastle v West Brom It’s a good thing Newcastle have one of the highest average attendances in the top flight this season, or fans might be tempted to go elsewhere on this exciting final day; there’s bugger all to keep them here. This match is so pointless, with so little riding on it, that even recounting the injury list seems a waste of time. But if you must know, Dorrans and Ibanez are unavailable for the Baggies, and Newcastle are without Nolan, Perch, Best, Gosling, Harper and Williamson. And Ben Arfa, obviously. He’s dead. What won’t happen: West Brom continue their resurgence with a final away victory to confuse Roy Hodgson further, who swears he keeps telling them not to win What will happen: Draw

http://cms.442.haymarketnetwork.com/contentimages/blog/PA-8818305.jpg Big Sam's face

Constant Thomas Banger

Using 'Set Nickname', my brother has just changed Giggs to CTB on FM

Only one league between MK Dons and Wimbledon now. Mental. And I can't believe Deportivo, West Ham, Sampdoria and possibly Monaco are going down. Wolfsburg nearly joined them.... EDIT: Deportivo vs Monaco was almost the 2004 Champs League final

And why would he do that?

This injunction situation is getting dangerous. Whoever is advising Giggs CTB has got it all wrong, because everyone knows its him and he should just man up and admit it now. Didn't an article say the player told his wife? That 'Streisand effect' link is spot on.....the longer he drags this out, the less likely it is to go away. Just admit it, Giggsy CTB-sy!

is that putting barton alongside tiote or dropping him ? Alongside. That means dropping Nolan, but its a squad game now so he'll get plenty of action. Pardew is after a winger so thats admitting that either Jonas is leaving or Barton will be shifted inside.

Ah right, my bad.

Might eventually buy this, just out of desperation. Been wanting to buy a home shirt for years but they just kept getting worse. You win, Puma

Admittedly he was hit and miss at Chelsea (and his first year at Inter) but he's improved. The only bad signing at Real is Pedro Leon and that seemed to be a board signing, whilst the season before only Mariga hasn't worked out. Pandev, Lucio, Milito, Eto'o, Sneijder and Motta was a wonderful summer.

a wonderful player and likable man, but this is a very cunt-ish way of leaving. maybe we'd be better using his money to strengthen the squad, but there comes a point where that has to stop. the carroll deal was too good to pass up, but this isn't. however, as said earlier, he's progressed faster than we have and we have no chance of getting to champions league level (neither do liverpool btw). we can't match his personal goals so then it just becomes a matter of loyalty - and we know what the modern footballer is all about. A.B.L. (anywhere but liverpool)

I don't see much French football, but I'm suspicious that Sow is a one season wonder,despite it being a very good season. He may prove to be a late bloomer, but I'm uncomfortable with a large bid for him.

Shameobi in for Ba, VdV in for Meireles. Is it too late to take Nani out?

4-2-3-1 is the way to go, like. Zoggy - BenArfa - Jonas will be positively wanktastic. Honestly, we have to sign him.

Altintop is a weird signing, but Mourinho knows what he's doing. He'll be an important jigsaw piece. A vital cog in the machine.

That lass is minging tbh.

The thing is, despite both being only a point off relegation, they're not in too much danger. It would take some improbable results to send them down.

BumperGraham Graham Hunter This is a short extract of a long, fun interview with this guy. Tremendous character. LFC bound http://bbc.in/lNfnHO And yes, the video leads to Enrique. I hope he's wrong this time.

Interested to see if the 'Body Language Crew' spot anything at the MetroCentre yesterday. Perhaps Jose pulling a Raylor-face, spitting on the shirt or crying in the foetal position in the corner? And when it was time to leave - was the goodbye tearful? Details, dammit!

I think the question we all want to know is this... IS SAMI ELIGIBLE?