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It shouldn't be the West Ham presser. Sure it'll be nothing spectacular....

The Rooney deal had loads of add-ons. So would you measure profit from the maximum value (£27m), or the inital payment?

Thats just daft Palermo managed it from 40 yards, with Colo's hair, 60 should be a piece of piss Wouldn't it absorb some of the energy? I'm a killjoy....

Taking one step back, I think its obvious that Wayne Rooney is coming in to be assistant.

She didn't know about them when he said he wanted out. If thats the case, why did the Fergie/Rooney relationship fall apart? I thought only the personal problems caused the rift.....

Very interesting because I didn't think Ferguson would admit that. Still can't see him leaving though, maybe this is all part of Ferguson's plan.

Nailed on draw, to be honest. Other safe bets include Ameobi to score anytime and Bent to score a penalty. 1-1.

Wenger is fairly lean. Keeps himself in good nick....

Sky got what they deserved there. Why show Blackburn vs Sunderland as Monday Night Football? Idiots.

Wonder how Ben Arfa would react if Hughton went. He seemed touched by the 8 hour hospital round trip.

Yeh Elmohamady looks really good. In fact, Sunderland's XI is probably the best outside the top 8. Very strong.

whatever he's done it must be bad. firstly he is left out the squad, then he gets lumped with Carroll.

Yeh I was shocked when they said that. Theres a few whispers now, but there was certainly no pressure before Saturday. Nowhere near what we're used to.

I'd send Phil Brown there, for comedy purposes. Or Gary Glitter.

Steve Clarke would be a brilliant appointment

Whats John Carver up to? I'm annoyed that Colin is gone but if we can bring in a high quality replacement with a bit of passion, I guess we can move on. Good luck to him though.

Apart from the signing of James Perch. Yeah apart from that. But Hughton was allowed Leon Best, so its 1-1.

The Hughton-Calderwood partnership has done quite well for us. He seems to play an important role, so it would be a shame to see him leave.

But Carroll is a tit, so they'd both work

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Christmas with the Nolans? Oh this just keeps getting better

Laurie Henderson i love horse (Facebook) I hear she's a friend of Delima

Not to mention the plastic cups. Nolan's probably on a mish to Makro as we speak...

Maybe they can play football in the garden to improve their link up play

Thats brilliant! Might be awkward though, what with him jizzing in his girlfriends' eye....