Ketsbaia

Some mad transfers today like. Can't believe Mascherano is going so cheaply. Cheaper than Milner! Cheaper than Lescott!

everyone seems to be paranoid that he'll go to liverpool......crazy!

Maybe its Stevie Taylor's replacement.

Assuming Ben Arfa signs, we really don't need Keane. In fact, I'd be concerned about having too many players (if thats possible). Not doing his obvious quality, but Carroll and Keane would be upfront, Routledge, Jonas and Ben Arfa in midfield and hence only one from Barton/Tiote/Nolan/Guthrie/Gosling/Smith/Vuckic......which is outrageous. He's really good, but totally unnecessary and I'd be wary of disrupting the squad with too many signings. Ben Arfa should be the last, unless S Taylor leaves.

Forget all this 'page 200', 'page 300' guessing......what i REALLY want is post number 10000, which i think would be the 10th post of page 334. guaranteed by the end of the night.

i love how we're killing time by analysing two identical people and asking "is that definitely the agent?". next we'll be disputing whether that is indeed hughton or a hologram. really really excited now though but im really nervous in case he gets scared by the rain, has a heart defect on his medical or gets poached. PUT US OUT OF OUR 300+ PAGE MISERY!!!!!

was out tonight and was out the night he flew in 2 weeks ago!!! obviously nothing ever happens with HBA until i go out for the night!!! luckily, i'm out tomorrow afternoon so you can bet thats when its completed (IF....i'm scared that it'll modric!). reckon we should plant a few people at Newcastle Airport. honestly, i thought the dream had died like so often before, so this would be a monumental deal. btw splitting the jose-jonas duopoly would be scandalous and i reckon tiote will be more of an away game player. what is the best smiley to express complete jubilation?

I think Spurs would've expected to lose to Pot 1 and defeat Pot 4, so then it comes down to Pot 2. Considering Real Madrid, Roma, Valencia and Benfica were there, I think they'd be relieved it was Werder Bremen. The group isn't easy but in their situation it was never going to be.

to be honest if we get ben arfa, i don't see where keane would fit in. not disputing the quality he'd bring, but carroll and keane up front and a midfield of routledge, ben arfa, jonas and one out of barton/guthrie/tiote/smith/nolan/gosling is insane. and his wages how good is boyata, then?

didn't know ljungberg and quagmire took part last season...... btw i think spurs should be happy with that group. got very lucky by getting bremen from pot 2.

lol @ Villa

looks like a weak draw this year, especially pots 3 and 4. hope spurs get a difficult group.

thats because he's dining there.

"This is ARRRRRFA!"

So surely Werder are in pole position if they've faxed an offer through? Or have I missed something? I still don't see why they'd need him tbh, same with Liverpool. This saga has been incredible though......can't believe i'm getting excited again

so if he gets to 24 games by April and we look like going down, do we let him rot or risk it to stay up?

so will we.....

man city were allegedly offering lescott around on loan the other day he'd be alright.....

Looks like Stoke are buying Marc Wilson for £3m plus Dave Kitson http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1306177/Stoke-beat-West-Brom-sign-Marc-Wilson-offering-3m-Dave-Kitson.html

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3111846/Hugh-keen-to-buy-a-Kamil.html Zayatte mentioned again for a fee of £1.6m

what about cudicini?

I'd take a draw, definitely. Can't see us winning but 2-2 sounds about right.

I don't see the problem. Its just a few advertisements, isn't it?

Each day is getting more and more tedious and uneventful. Luckily, each day takes us closer to panicky deadline day!!!

He sounds like a twat and a perma-crock twat wanting 60k a week? Get lost, man. He is actually quite good but would probably have lived off 'Shola potential' for a while. As long as we get ok money for him, spend it on Ben Arfa and get somebody like Mancienne or Lescott on loan, we've done very well there. Its always a shame to lose a young Geordie prospect but, again, he's a twat. Can only see West Ham being stupid enough to buy him and pay those wages. Goodbye