Doctor Zaius

Still better than anyone we've got like

So if the Greeks lose here are they officially out?

^ Aye agree with that tbh. Worth pointing out that when we play the unwashed it'll probably be moved to the sunday meaning we play them on Halloween.

Are people planning to parody that for every single mortal thing that ever happens?

1-0 Uraguay, Forlan. 22/1 & First goal between 76th and 85th Minute 14/1

We should get that Hitzfield like

Spain are going to fuck so many people over here like.

Come on Spain you stupid fuckwits.

I'm in profit by about £55. Mind, I've only been betting relatively modest sums so far like. Still got a straight group accumulator on: 1st: Uraguay 2nd: France 1st: Germany 2nd: Ghana 1st: England 2nd: USA 1st: Spain 2nd: Chile £1 on returns £275. Also got £5 on Uruguay getting knocked out in the quarters returning £35. So Looking at things Uruguay are pretty pivotal on weather I make a fair bit of dosh, but either way im confident I'll finish the tournament in the black.

I actually wouldnt mind Jong Tae-se here. Would it actually be possible to get awork permit though?

£1 on Brazil 8-0 at 100/1 & £2 on First goal to be an own goal at 22/1

Erm.... why are some folk saying they'd be happy to see Riquelme at West Ham? I assume it's because you think he'll flop. Because from where I'm standing it's a bit daft to be delighted about a good player signing for a team that the chances are will be involved in the same relegation battle as us.

Cant see Italy winning this now. They lack a bit of pace, creativity and a good striker. Gilliardino doesnt cut it for me. Di Natale's fairly quick, but despite his good season he's 32 now and sitting on the bench.

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_6205741,00.html Lost his final appeal and has to pay them 14M.

Might hoy something on there being a sending off tonight.

Le Guen is a fool, an absolute fool. How he has ever achieved anything in football with decision making, stubbornness and general incompetence like that is beyond me.

Aye, Southgates clearly a fairly intelligent guy. The lack of noise when any goal is scored is beginning to annoy me like, its the world cup, i weant to see crazy celebrations.

Fucking woeful that is like. At least he finds it amusing though.

First day of the season is always good to play Man utd. We'll play the scum on October 30th.

In terms of his technique when striking the ball, he's one of, if not the best in the world for me.

Aye, we've struck it lucky with the draw. All depends on weather we can finish top of the group and evade the clearly superior Germans and possibly Argentina in the 2nd round and quarters. Got to fancy us beating Ghana in the next round which will leave us probably with 1 of France, Nigeria or Uraguay. France appear to be jsut as shit as us and on paper we're better than the other two. Fucked if we meet a half decent side like.

How many of France's 98 & 2000 winning teams had foreign born players though? Ireland has been mentioned, Italy has had a few over time as well.

I agree Erm..... no 'the f*** you noing at? Its a bit of outrageous statement, he hasn't proven himself at any decent level to be even close to being a thought. I like him, he'll challenge soon I reckon, but definitely not now He was by far our best defender excluding Enrique last time we were in the Premier League, He wasnt like mate. Bassong, Beye and Enrique were all better than him last season. Thats 3 of the back 4. He was a little less shit than Coloccini but still certainly not good enough last time around in the PL.

Services to Comedy for masterminding amongst other things that 15 point season, Tore Andre Flo and premier passions.