Doctor Zaius

What times the highlights on? Or are they not?

Gutted i'm working this sunday like.

Looks like Bolton have completed the signing of Petrov. Definitely a player we should be in for. Especially if Bolton can afford his wage demands.

A couple of Bolton fans confirming what we already knew. Samuel is fucking shit. If thats the calibre of player we're going for then we can wave goodbye to survival tbh.

11 goals in 3 seasons with the boro, I'd rather play one of our current strikers tbh. Mind a few year ago he looked a real talent. Not sure what happened there.

Argy - Brazil final.

Get the fuck in. Thats what you get for being the most boring team on earth.

Samuel is fucking shit. No thanks. I like the look of Weiss though, I'd definitely fancy him.

Well he's hardly been a pillar of logic in his time here has he? He'll spend nowt and hope we can stay up with what we've got. Cheaper that way . Not if we go down it's not. He's not put the club up for sale so he's got to have some ambition to see us do well, or else why would he carry on losing money through us, especially if we go down. Born out of the fact it would make absolutely not sense whatsoever to spend nothing, I'm pretty confident we'll spend something this summer.

I dont know why people keep ruling us out spending any money what so ever? It's simply bizzare to think we'll spend nowt. Why on earth would Ashley refuse to spend anything this summer when its clear we're desperate for new palyers despite the fact he spent in January when bringing in players wasn't absolutely essential like it is this summer. Obviously the noises coming out of the club haven't been positive but the board have never said that we're not going to spend anything, we can only hope the purpose of the statements was to lower expectations somewhat. I dont expect us to spend much, but I certainly hope we spend something. To not even make an effort in trying to stay up simply makes no sense on Ashley's part.

They've just totally gave up this 2nd half. Hope they arn't shot when they get back to N.Korea.

Aye, he's never even been to North Korea.

Kaka looks utterly finished to me like

Clone Kevin Keegan.

It's not even a stereotype to say the French are all petulant cunts.

Probably a thank you friendly for us wasting a shed load of cash of their overpriced and shit players. I seriously hope we never sign anyone from Deportivo again.

What did rooney say?

^ Definately. Surely they cant fuck up twice in a row. Then again it is ITV.

Bad news for us if Ghana go on to beat Australia and we win our group.

Any chance we can get the reaction up to the banana kit? I would have thought a few would have been suicidal.

I thought the reaction to the kits would be like this. Some people really will whinge over nowt. They're not even that bad man, they're football kits, what more did you expect? At least they're not horrific to look at like some other teams kits. I'd even go as far as saying I quite like them.

Just earlier this season. We played a friendly match against a team on tour from Peru. Picked the ball up inside my own half on the left, cut inside and beat two men. Carried the ball a bit further, beat another man and whacked it from about 40 yards out. Flew straight into the top corner. Absolute wonder goal. Still don't know why I stuck it anyway. I can safely say that I'll never score one like it ever again, and i've got years and years of football ahead of me. Great day, great occasion.

I've often thought about this. I'd say I'm like Jonas, hardworking, good feet and a good dribbler. Just a bit inconsistent and poor goalscoring record.

The only thing that's laughable is you failing to grasp the concept that people will sometimes have different opinion to you. It doesn't make them morons, or laughable or mean their trying to conform to anything. It just means they've got a different opinion to you. At 23 year old I'd have though you'd have understood that by now.

Still better than anyone we've got like