Doctor Zaius

They'll stay up but it would be glorious if he relegated them

Even if he does come back in February, he's almost 33 and barely any football since 2023. He'll be a shadow of his former self. Ideally we'd be looking at a striker in January, regardless of his injury status.

Think Potter is a great appointment. Forward thinking coach who did a tremendous job at Brighton. Mourinho odds on for Everton. Would keep them up at least, which is all they really need for now. Unlikely imo but could still go down under Dyche. Has Mourinho ever managed a team that isn't expected to compete at the top end? Would be interesting to see how he gets on. His style might be suited to dragging a club into the top half.

Coooome onnnnm youuuu spuuuuurs

Sorry but why does the referee need to announce a VAR decision? Doesn't announce any other?

Still another year on his contract after this season. Going nowhere permanently surely.

Thought Arsenal were worse tonight than Spurs were on Saturday. Particularly in the second half. We were brilliant but it's one of those that could have went either way. Havertz and Martinelli both should have scored and they missed chances from headers. Hey-ho, that's the way it goes. I'd have been alright with a 1-0 loss tonight. 2-0 is dreamland.

He's absolutely class like. Incredible how much he's improved.

Incredible turnaround

5-5-0 is wild like

Willocks touch man

Lee Dixon commentating purely on Arsenal here. Arsenal do something, he talks about Arsenal players. Newcastle do something, he talks about Arsenal players.

Surprised he's went with Willock mind. Catch them on the break like Man Utd away last year perhaps

Yep. I can't be arsed to find it but there was outrage from a load of Everton fans on twitter about the relatively small increase of new season tickets being made available at their new gaff. A new stadium would mean more chance of tickets for the average fan, but it'll also mean far bigger corporate areas of the stadium in comparison to normal seats and far higher ticket prices.

What have I said that's wrong?

Shocking pass from Zirkzee. Genuinely the worst footballer I've ever seen at Man utd

Yep. Us, West Ham and Wigan

He was my MOTM today

Been one of Forests best players this season and is being linked with Liverpool. Might well surpass Joelinton tbh.

Think as bad as City have been, they'll finish above us. It's Forest who we need to catch.

Nervy game that like. Fuck me

How's that not a pen!?

Mad how much better we look in possession recently.

Brilliant from Murphy Howay let's get a third before HT

Botman looks nowhere near ready mind