Doctor Zaius

Did enjoy his response to someone asking him why he faked it mind

Absolute joke that like.

For fucks sake like. One international representation position and they pick someone who's only just started following us. Fuck off like.

Sort of a bit gutted we didn't wallop them for more. Had Joelinton stayed on and we'd had a few options off the bench, it could have easily ended up as five.

Light work that like. The fact they kept trying to play out from the back over and over again.

Didn't sound particularly great on the TV, same few songs that get about two goes around SJP. That old pair taking photos when it was the pen man, jesus wept

Really need a performance from the lads today. Time to dig deep

Would have had Livramento on for Burn, to keep Clarke quiet

I think this is pretty much spot on

No way they appoint Pardew. Not a chance. It'll be Cooper.

Fuck FFP. It's utter bollocks designed entirely to stop teams like us challenging.

It's not all his fault, but some of it is his fault, yes.

Laughable defending

Loki is dead right tbf. The very least he could do is keep it off social media. Unfortunately he seems to be a fucking thick cunt.

Hope he had a lovely holiday in Dubai

We've dropped off in intensity and look so much more frail at the back. That might be down to a forced change in style, it might not. We're poor on the ball, how many times have we been caught on the break this year? It's almost every game we see. Opposition players finding space between the lines. Not all of this is down to fatigue. It's not working, whatever he's doing. He'll have to either bring back that intensity，or find a way for this less intense style of play to work. If he doesn't, he'll be gone by the end of January id say.

Abysmal this.

Longstaff is another one who's not good enough either, let's be honest.

Trippier playing him on

Dan Burn

He's absolute pony. A completely limited footballer who's been found out. Right wing should be the priority first and foremost

Almiron is ab absolute abomination of a footballer. He's fucking shit.

Use your fuckin right foot Almiron

It's not, because Livramento was on the bench against Luton. Burn played 85 mins and Trippier the full game.

Livramento has to be sick like. Howe is far too loyal to certain players