Doctor Zaius

Surprised he's went with Willock mind. Catch them on the break like Man Utd away last year perhaps

Yep. I can't be arsed to find it but there was outrage from a load of Everton fans on twitter about the relatively small increase of new season tickets being made available at their new gaff. A new stadium would mean more chance of tickets for the average fan, but it'll also mean far bigger corporate areas of the stadium in comparison to normal seats and far higher ticket prices.

What have I said that's wrong?

Shocking pass from Zirkzee. Genuinely the worst footballer I've ever seen at Man utd

Yep. Us, West Ham and Wigan

He was my MOTM today

Been one of Forests best players this season and is being linked with Liverpool. Might well surpass Joelinton tbh.

Think as bad as City have been, they'll finish above us. It's Forest who we need to catch.

Nervy game that like. Fuck me

How's that not a pen!?

Mad how much better we look in possession recently.

Brilliant from Murphy Howay let's get a third before HT

Botman looks nowhere near ready mind

Not convinced that's the right decision

Surely we won't go another window without improving the first XI...

Deeney is a total prick like. Seen one of those daft videos the other week where he was picking himself or another striker. Chose himself over Adebayor

How bad is Casemiro btw. Fair enough, his legs have gone and he's unable to get around the pitch, but everything about his game was rubbish. Passing, shooting, positioning. Zirkzee is probably the worst Man Utd player that I've ever seen too. Not even exaggerating. Can't think of any worse?

As good as any time to play them. Think the players are losing faith in Postecoglu and his refusal to adapt. There'll be goals.

What if you don't have the players to play your 'idea'!? The lack of pragmatism from these types of managers is incredible. He'll have to adapt, learn and tailor the system to suit the personnel or he's doomed to fail. See Postecoglu at Tottenham. Another dead man walking.

Some of them in that crowd would have got tickets for Christmas, possibly at OT for the first time. HARK NOW HEAR, THE GEORDIES SING

Entirely the fault of Amorim that was. How naive do you have to be to start Casemiro and Eriksen against our midfield? We cut through them like butter and by the time he rectified his mistake we were 2-0 up. They actually looked way better and it suited us less when they went to a 5 man midfield. Do that from the start and it may have been different. It's just breathtakingly poor from him. Is it a lack of preparation? Is it assumption you have the better players than the opposition like you did at Sporting? He'll not last very long if he's unable to adapt. Incredible stuff. Thought we were magnificent in the first 25. Could/should have been 4-0 up. Still worry about us in possession away from home. Bruno was my MOTM, thought he was class. Bang in form, 5th in the league. Well done Howe.

Down to the coaching for the most part though surely. At this point making Man Utd relatively solid and hard to beat is an improvement, then transitioning into a side that plays more attractive football. Back 5 is alright. Mainoo has talent, Fernandes (although banned) can play, Diallo is an outlet. Shouldn't be as bad as they are.

Nothing logical. I'm not sure my brain allows me to think that we'll beat Man Utd at Old Trafford. Have difficult believing Newcastle will win any game of football if I'm honest. Logic does say that they've looked awful recently and we haven't. Still somewhat worried about our away form and whilst they're shite, they're better than their current showing. Martinez, Yoro, De Ligt has the makings of a decent back three at least.

Got a horrible feeling we're going to see a Man Utd performance out of nowhere and get thoroughly dicked

Nice to see an unfancied team smashing it but we need them to start slipping up if we're going to get top 5 I'd say.