Doctor Zaius

Another twitter itk from London who works or worked in the city, tends to use a boxing analogy to describe the current state of play. I think his latest tweet had us in the 12th round. That account has been proved in talking utter shit and hasn't been a source of correct information at all. Its not an itk account at all, its bollocks. There's a big difference between taking a positive outlook on things and taking the word of anonymous bullshit twitter accounts. Thats what sickens people. The wallet inspector would have a field day with some folk on here.

No chance Steve Bruce reads this forum like. I'm sure a few of the players throughout the years will have though.

In all fairness, im not sure if he's specifically saying he's had death threats from Newcastle fans like. It sounds like he's referencing it as a wider issue and then with regards to Mike Dean. Thats the way it came across to me anyway

Not sure why they're content to let him and Fernandez leave on a free like. Our best two defenders who we wont be able to replace.

Carroll was more of a fret against Arsenal and Villa than Joelinton has been in any of the 60 or so games he's played for us. Obviously both are nowhere near good enough but at least Carroll could win a header or two I guess.

Gayle behind a three of Fraser, Almiron and ASM will provide him with enough chances to make him a worthwhile starter imo. He's nowhere near as good as Wilson in terms of finishing, liable to miss chances and is poor off the ball but he's capable getting goals in a team that creates. He's a downgrade but he's not a terrible option imo. Carroll could probably fill in if needed. He can still be a presence and he did fairly well in his last few appearances. Not sure he'd fit into this new system though. Joelinton is a complete waste of time. There's no point in going back to using him as our main striker as he offers absolutely nothing. Last resort.

Douglas just relaying what others have said and speculated. We might hear something at the end of February/start of March. Probably the result of the arbitration?

What on earth is he doing? Christ

Foden is tremendous like

I feel like the Longstaffs are only marginally better than Hendrick like and Hendrick is awful.

Antonio captained totalling 4, Soucek with 0 and Wilson with 1 isnt ideal. Gonna be a poor week.

Why the fuck would we want him upstairs? Unless it's to give him a shove and hope he lands with a big splat on the concrete floor. You say this like we haven't previously had both Joe Kinnear and Dennis Wise as Directors of Football and Steve McLaren on the board. Its clear they've always wanted a 'football man' on the board and as someone to work as a go between Ashley/Charnley and the manager. I think he's felt the pressure this season and knows he isnt cut out for it anymore, despite what he says in the press. He'll happily take a cushty seat in a more hands off role if offered.

I think he'll see out the season then go upstairs. Can't see him being here next season either way.

Shit footballer.

Tremendous today. Such work rate.

Why the fuck did that fat useless cunt loan out Lejune like.

Just about to post this Jinky, more assurance PIF are still just waiting for that green light ?

Which one,I haven't seen that? Saivet must be absolutely terrible like. 5 Million we paid for him isnt much but fuck me. I wonder if he was totally shit in the Turkish league? You'd have to think so seeing as no team has wanted to go anywhere near him, even as a loan deal.

Lost 4 on the bounce and they've half their team missing with injuries. Think we'll scrape a draw.

It would have to be some effort from Fulham or WBA like. 10 games ago we were 8 points clear. One win in 10 games and we're still 8 points clear. Fulham havent won once since 30th of November. Even we've won twice since then. We're shit and we have a moron in charge but by fuck, the bottom 3 have been so much worse than anyone else

Closer to Ashleys wet dream of 17th! Liverpool have fucked it like. Cant see them picking up enough form to mount a challenge to City. Injuries have admittedly fucked them like.

I agree. Im hoping that we dont get relegated so that the takeover might stand more of a chance of going through. Thats the only reason I care. Otherwise, I wouldnt give much of a fuck.

Agnew was at Boro for a while. Aye. Under Strachan which was an utter disaster and Karanka who was sacked before the season was out. Just like his bos now, he's fucking unqualified.

You have to wonder about Agnew and Clemence too. What makes these two muppets remotely qualified to be first team coaches at a PL side. They were both with him at Hull, Villa and Wednesday but neither have been involved in the first team coaching set up at a Premier League club before. Both were fucking nothing players too, in their playing days. What are they actually there for? We've been shit for ages, players have regressed and the only time we've looked remotely decent this season is when there was input from another coach brought in by someone else. Clearly whatever these two useless cunts are doing through the week isnt having much success and given the abject failures in the PL with Hull and in the Championship with Villa, it speaks volumes. All three of the useless cunts need to go like.

Dunno why I found this funny, guess its the thought of Keane actually dancing