ChrisMcQuillan

Colback was tidy and played well, as did Dummett and Cabella. We weren't constantly exposed by Dummett, which in my opinion is a step up from last season. Janmaat should have tracked better for the first goal, and the second we were hit on the counter. As sad as it sounds, and it shouldn't be the case, 0-2 was a better result than I expected. Although, that only shows how far my expectations have fallen in the past five years.

Actually, we don't. We need a decent manager.

In dependent on final date.

Common consent? I think he means consensus. Freudian slip...

At least this time it'd be consensual. Jesus

Gone up by another £600 in twenty minutes.

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Pardew's just spilled his red wine all over himself. What was that fucking Janmaat thinking getting forward like that? Why wasn't he defending the fucking lead? Screw this signing, Ryan Taylor it is.

It's tragic that I can't even enjoy one of our players shining on the world stage. Because I know they'll be sold before the end of the window.

Debuchy's replacement.

Our usual Christmas then.

Hard to believe the Irish are often characterised as feckless simpletons.

PARDEW.

Krul has a really rare brand of epilepsy that sends him into a seizure when Gerrard's crosses come in.

Some serious money paid to Dowd at half time.

I don't think so, he called Colo over and told him to have a word, then Shola raged over. He points at Shola, and waves him to come back over.

I don't know how you can book someone twice like that, from the footage. Ameobi had been booked, walked away. Dowd then calls him back, without giving him any time to cool off, and immediately books him again.

Dowd called him back to continue the conversation, Shola had left it tbf. That's very dodgy.

That's very suspect, that.

Booked twice in a row for dissent...

How can you get a straight red for complaining?

What'd he do?