ChrisMcQuillan

Five? Wtf?

That's a quality, quality goal from Shola.

Got to go.

Colin is a statistical marvel. When you tweet that much shit, even a broken clock is right twice a day. And yet he's never, ever correct.

Probably just for the experience. Why's he in the squad, then?

Was Tiote booked tonight?

If he goes, we'll get someone to play to Cisse's strengths instead of detracting from them.

You had to laugh on the commentary today when they were talking about Puncheon. "He was working in a factory a few years ago, but my, doesn't he look like quality now?" Yep. Says everything.

Perch to defend the 2-0 defeat.

Should be 6-0, definitely.

Should be 6-0 Southampton.

I'm sorry, but this is all just so abject. He's got to go.

I feel sick. Please, just end this Pardew nightmare.

Needs to go.

I'd say, in all honesty, we're about 50/50 to go down again at this rate.

Needs to go.

Pardew needs to go.

Pretty sure it's gross.

I'm with littlelunchbox on this.