ChrisMcQuillan

Invariably when Taylor goes into a solid defensive unit, they start looking like they've never met each other before.

I'm sorry, but I hate Saylor.

Fucking Saylor.

Roeder

C'mon lads! Do us proud!

He's right though. On paper, Villa's squad today is twice ours.

Is Tavernier huge?

Are they even gonna have pictures of our bench?

Don't think its the worst XI by a long way. Definitely the worst bench I can remember seeing in the last decade or so, though.

Coloccini will probably be good in midfield. What you're all forgetting is that Steven 'Rambo' Taylor is starting at CB. This is his crunch time.

Jesus wept.

... I don't wanna know.

Wouldn't this: Harper Simpson Williamson Coloccini Enrique Jonas Barton Guthrie Ferguson Ranger Lovenkrands Have been slightly less frightening to look at? Really worried about what's wrong with Shola...

They're trying an experimental tactic where your line-up makes sense. More to follow.

On a serious note, Pardew is a fucking retard to break up Coloccini and Williamson. Has he not learned not to mess with the fucking backline?

Right, who do we play next?

You're joking, right?

Why don't we just play Routledge out right?

So what, he'd play: Jonas Barton Guthrie Lovenkrands Ranger Ameobi ...? Uh oh, if true.

Andy Reid 2011: Fatter, Slower, Rounder, Shiter.

Andy Reid is fucking huge.

Why the fuck is Mason never that good a ref when he refs us?

Tiote's head looks like he's waiting for one of them to wander into range so he can slaughter them.

Kuqi really does seem to mother everyone on the team.

Would love to see him manage us in future.