Big River

aye but Messi 10 on a Newcastle shirt would be canny cool

as long as there's not a bomb in it, aye

I knew we shouldn't have sacked Big Sam. it's going to come back and haunt us now

give him a full pre-season here and he'll be absolutely fine. look at the state of Everton and who he's been working under and alongside! it'll take a while to get that stink off him. not sure he'll ever be a world-beater, but he has all the tools to be a very effective winger in Howe's system. if Murphy and Miggy can do it, this lad certainly can.

it’s because he’s working in a dying industry and does anything he can to scramble for clicks. as if a grown man vlogging wasn’t bad enough. desperate. I don’t even mind him fwiw, it is what it is.

urgh. what is wrong with people? how can you see a little lad like that and not give him a smile or a wave back? and the fat oaf who just stands right in front of him

we’ll beat these. they haven’t got the cojones to come up here and get a result. atmosphere will be electric and the outcome will be the same as it was last season.

the abba one but nobody seems to know the words so doubt it’ll ever catch on properly!

Liverpool and Klopp make me sick

I can’t wait for this. going to take the day off work and binge the whole thing!

thankfully we no longer live in a world where we sell our best players to Liverpool

I know it’s a bit unlikely, but I dunno, just really see him fancying us, he could be a legend here. he’d fit in like a glove as well, on and off the pitch. worth watching this, gives a really good insight into his character.

I must be the only person in the world not convinced by Lavia, at all. he’s been pony every time I’ve seen him. I know he’s young etc etc. will be watching him closely tomorrow, let’s see how he gets on against a proper midfield.

wasn’t this kid nailed on to Real the other day? wonder if this changes anything…

we'll batter these n'all

and you reckon people have it in for Burn... Tiggs boffing your Mam or something?

what a load of rubbish

THANK YOU

he’s nee Weghorst

we’re fucking mint us like

it’s hard to make a case against the league being corrupt as fuck with decisions like that.

that's what I think will happen. he's a loyal manager, and I can't see any of our squad players being that willing to shift with the prospect of European football for the first time in their careers. they'll have grown up dreaming about lining up to the CL music. LB and CM are nailed on, I reckon. interesting to see if they feel the need for another winger after Murphy has stepped up, and the Gordon signing. then there's the Maxi situation. not sure we'd be actively look to sell him, but if we got tested with a bid of around 35m, there's a potential we might just cash in. so he'd need replacing.

it doesn't answer anything, nobody is talking about the build-up/walkout music.

he's made 36 appearances in the Prem... bit early to say he's better than Rice, no?