Big River

I'm going to assume that's John Karelse, despite never actually knowing what he looked like

it's going to get spicy in there with those 3 and wor Bruno and Linton

Meat:Stack (Bigg Market) have some nice breakfast options. The Dispensary up next to SJP is also pretty good but you'll need to book.

what a bizarre looking donut chart that is

it's been gentrified to fuck, like most of Newcastle these days.

yeah that's the one. first room on your right as you come in. you can see it from outside

fuck sake I'm already nervous about this. gonna have about 6 nervous poos on that Sunday morning

wouldn't expect anything less from the mackem rimmer

can't see Kane wanting to leave the Prem anytime soon. he's after Shearer's record.

club funded?!!! the mackems were right all along.

did you have smack for breakfast?

can't remember much about his marking, but he was dominant in aerial duels. from goal kicks etc

nothing decided, nah. we're just going to float around and go wherever the biggest party is!

great news we're wearing black and white. although it's likely with white socks... hopefully not the same result!

feel like pure shit just want 3 points

pray to Helios he has a good game tomorrow. howay Maxi

what are they meant to be? look like rugby shirts or something.

howay then... what boxers are they? and what makes you like them?

you'd have to be a right dopey twat to still shop at SD, like.

hope everyone coming up to Newcastle has a bloody brilliant time! I won't be there as I'll be taking over Trafalgar Square, planning for total domination of the vicinity.

if yous are thinking about booking somewhere, it might be worth looking into Liberty House (formerly known as Union Rooms) - they're offering private rooms which would be ideal. https://www.fatsoma.com/e/i10lvfgu/carabao-cup-final-newcastle-vs-man-united

probably bigger fish to fry atm. I'm sure all that stuff will come in the future. but look on the bright side, it'll generate a ton of money for local businesses that desperately need it.

there's something similar upstairs in The Gate now. stick him in there with loads of pound coins and get yourself in Wonder Bar.

this is the one, like. without the Saudi shite though!