themanupstairs

No no, Marveaux's twitter mate. But

interdasting

f*** me, and the lino was in the best possible position to see that there was no offside. Fixed. No doubt in my mind. That, or he was trolling. The worst part was that the c*** waited until Sissoko touched the ball before raising the flag. f*** off. It was actually a beautiful move all around. Great ball from Obertan and excellent movement from both Sissoko and Cisse.

Neither was offside. The day that a forward's fucking boot is offside is the day they should all pack it in.

Looked like it was bloody fixed. Ref and his gimps doing everything in their power to give us nothing. Atrocious from UEFA having an amateur like this wanker ref a top class game. Completely out of his depth. Only decision he got right was booking that diving twat in our penalty box.

Yes he's been outstanding.

All 8:05 kickoffs are 1-0 to the home side except ours ffs.

Cabaye's carry-on with Cristaldo will get him sent off. Get Anita and Marveaux on the pitch for him and Tiote.

Was about to reply then I noticed your avatar Also, howay man, he's been very good tonight. Above his recent usual standard going forward.

Where the fuck did this referee learn to officiate? Under water? THE worst refereeing team I've ever seen. By far.

Also they have Viagra and Gueye which should be interesting for the commentators. Is Fininho just Steve Finnan gone all Perchinho?

Very. Not sure what the f*** Anita and Marveaux are doing on the bench when they need playing time. I won't even mention MYM at RB Wait....i just did

What happened?

Damn! Still we've got Debuchy. Debuchy in attack? gtfo

Provided his home leg is fine (where's the get me coat smily when i need it ffs)

Wtf are you lot on about? The fucker is cup tied man! Do some research, or better yet, use your brains to think!!

And is it a proper 90 minute match? or just a kickabout? 30 mins each way. FA linesman and ref. NUFC staff running the event. Supporters able to walk through Milburn entrance to watch game. So I'll get to meet Andy Woodman? Cheers lads. Need as much info as possible now, as trying to organize a trip out from Cyprus is already a bitch of a task. When Stu said 'NUFC staff' he meant more like Newcastle United Foundation staff. I figured man. Let a boy dream ffs.

And is it a proper 90 minute match? or just a kickabout? 30 mins each way. FA linesman and ref. NUFC staff running the event. Supporters able to walk through Milburn entrance to watch game. So I'll get to meet Andy Woodman? Cheers lads. Need as much info as possible now, as trying to organize a trip out from Cyprus is already a bitch of a task.

And is it a proper 90 minute match? or just a kickabout?

Do you also get the chance to use the facilities? Dressing rooms, dugout etc.? As in, how much of a "shabang" is it? A fellow toon solider is getting married the following week and we're thinking of flying out there for the bachelor do. The groom is a forum member, so it would potentially be just him and myself taking part in the game. The rest of the fellas aren't fans but would happily watch from the stands. Love for this to work out like.

This is a few days before my birthday. So tempted to fly in from Cyprus and treat myself to a 34th birthday present for a change. Wow. The ultimate present this would be! Will work out costs and shit and give a final answer asap.

Think I'll bring in Dzeko and Monreal for Suarez and MYM. Suarez is just an irksome foul human being and MYM is lovely but can't get a fucking game.

Have a feeling Dortmund will have something to say in the CL this year.

46 points with Suarez ©, G Johnson x2 - Michu and Davies to play.