Mistle17

A sharp football brain 'since he was 18'? What the fuck is?

I tweeted yesterday for any potential shit stirrers that Pardew's overall FA Cup 3rd Round record for us was: - Played: 4 - Lost: 3 - Won: 1 - Scored: 4 - Conceded: 8 Teams lost to: Stevenage, Brighton, Cardiff City. And that's before you take into account that the one time we did win a 3rd round tie was when we lost absolutely pathetically to Brighton away (Poyet, again). That Blackburn match was only saved by one of the best goals you will ever see (Ben Arfa) and a last second goal from Jonas.

Get Kluivert in.

Change the chant to 'you fat greedy bastard' and then fucking move on.

£1 on: Millwall, LCFC-NUFC under 2.5, Swindon, Bolton-Wigan BTTS, Wolves, Luton- returns £125.90 £5: Brentford, Derby, Atleti, Villarreal, Universidad de Chile, Galatasaray, Wycombe, Sporting, Malaga, Swansea- returns £325

Strongest team possible pls.

Thing is that European football is still a realistic possibility. If we were to get a good manager (or even a decent one, with this team man..) in over the next couple of weeks then there's no reason why we couldn't mount a serious challenge for 6th. Of course, that would be panic stations for our wrecklessly ambitious owner but that would make it sweeter. Honestly, if we get this one right and players like HBA and De Jong return (Williamson doesn't play) then we could actually finish quite well. I'm getting so carried away already...

ITK

It was nice caring about NUFC and celebrating goals again, but equally I was so fucking pissed off because those pricks will start mouthing 'I hope you're happy, look what we've got without Pardew! Pardiola would have won that no problem....we're doomed forever now. How was it ever Pardew's fault, who are we giving to gettt/??!!!11'. Cunts.

Why would we want to keep the ball, John? Not like we should have slowed the game down when 3-2 up! Nope, launch it to Adam Armstrong up front on his own and leave massive gaps in between the units and full backs isolated so those bunch of w*****s at the back and in net (Alnwick, Dummett, Williamson) could be bombarded with crosses. Utterly f***ing useless. Tiote can f*** off too- what a clown. Honestly, people give Anita stick on here and then you watch that muppet swiping at the ball when there's no one within 10 yards of him. Then Carver takes 70 MINUTES to get Gouffran off the pitch!! 70!!! Throwing Armstrong on was a woeful substitution too, seems just for the sake of it. This guy is part of the Pardew disease and must be ditched as soon as possible. Him and that complete gobshite, Stone. In saying all of that, Pardew would have lost this today. Edit- FWIW, Janmaat was cack for that cross for the first (?) goal. He was always going to go back inside ffs.

My opinion of Carver (as a man) has plummeted over the last couple of seasons. I know when you are part of a coaching staff it is your job to stick together, but especially after his behavior down at Southampton in September I have very little time for him.

No wonder Pardew hated him so much, Ben Arfa speaks well and has a very intelligent and respectable view on the game and he openly talks about what the team was (clearly) lacking but also what the manager was incapable of fixing due to an inability to view the game in such a (positive) way. You can imagine HBA being very direct and persistent throughout Pardew's wonderfully engaging 'team talks' in his search for 'feedback' from players- bet he couldn't stand it when he heard the truth from Ben Arfa as to why we were shit. Exactly the type of thing kids do when they tell their mates that a drawing they have done is crap but just want to be told 'oh no it's amazing, you've done such a good job', but throw a fit when their cries for appreciation are knocked back with an honest reply of 'yep, it's not good enough'. Imagine if Hatem comes back and becomes the catalyst for our surge up the league table/cup run? That would turn this absolute hell hole of a season into something quite miraculous

Weeks later loses to Stevenage in the FA Cup. Perish you cunt, what an abomination of a human being you are. Hope black ice pays him a visit en route to London

Absolutely this, and it always had. I simply refuse to address them as 'United'. Self-righteous cunts.

My -2 down the drain. Fuck off, Cisse. If you're not saving Pardew's job you're ruining bets.

Nailed on

Hope he's getting them to do some tackling and fitness drills during HT. Need to put more tackles in and track back.

Unreal! Bring the Ben Arfa flag too

Remember how class it was when Obertan started ahead of this guy? I used to cry myself to sleep about it.

It means he's supposed to start training in about a month, but Pardew's going to play him next week. Logic of The King, howay you useless b******s man..

He has to die. Only way he'll ever go. But even then his ghost will haunt SJP.

You've ruined one of the important things to me in my life, Alan- f*** you. No matter what happens to him in his pathetic life I will always hate his guts. Wouldn't spit on this c*** if he was on fire, I'd be too busy pouring more petrol on.

I'm so angry at NUFC that I hope we get pasted in all our games now- to make it a misery for those delusional fans who think they're benefiting the club with their 'unwavering loyalty', and to prove to the world how utterly shit he is. I'm so miserable with anything to do about this club.