Neil

The pitch at Mallorca always seems to be atrocious.

Real -1 Valencia

The Liverpool prediction beggared belief. Yes, Liverpool - after drawing a hatful of games this year at home against teams they 'should' be beating - are going to comfortable see of a Stoke team who are notoriously difficult to beat. It's offensive how much of a moron he is.

Spurs screwed up my main bet, saved myself with a few "both teams to score" bets. Now to lose some money tonight. Very nice.

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Wildcard done as well. Not a billion changes but certainly enough to warrant the wildcard. Friedel Richards Terry Santon Enrique Silva Mata VDV Valencia Adebayor Sturridge Vorm, Yakubu, McClean, N. Taylor Main plus point is I think I've got a great team overall, including the bench. Issue is I don't have one of the real surefire 'big 3' so to speak - Rooney, RVP, Aguero.

Now seems the right time to play my wildcard. So I'll probably forget to do so.

Pure that.

Get in! Was getting sick of him in central midfield.

Nah. Username change or not, we all know how much you love Gerrard. Little bender. I can think of few players whose career I want to end in failure more. Maybe Carragher.

Nah.

Nope, just a twat.

I get the impression Pardew implanted a microship into Tiote's head. Examine the video closely and you can see and hear, just before the incident, a beeping red dot on the side of his head. Indeed, you can make out Tiote saying "Destroy. Destroy. Destroy."

Magedia.

Sewelly, you're becoming a right sarcy so and so. Good stuff.

"Still in the FA Cup as well"

Can't be much worse than your shooting, Louis.

You know you're shit when Merson talks much more sense than you.

I'm perfectly willing to give him a chance, and hope he can prove doubters wrong. More regular football can only help him to improve. But that doesn't hide the fact I haven't been impressed with him in his career to date. Thing is, the one place where we're not too short is centre midfield. Fellaini, Osman, Rodwell, Nevillle, Heitinga (those last 2 aren't preferable in midfield but that's where they've played a lot) are all there already. It also suggests Barkley isn't going to be given a real chance this season; shame.

I'm sure one of the Spurs lads can fill in the details, but I'm hugely impressed by how Levy is running the club. Consistently getting excellent prices for departing players I assume means Spurs are in a position to splash out where necessary. They've certainly had plenty of money to invest and move forward but a lot of it - or at least that's the impression I'm given - is down to how well the club is run, not that Levy himself has a massive fortune to pump into the club.

Yes, but I've feverishly attempted to erase all memory of it.

Aye, we got to a stage where we were in contract talks to him. The last I heard/read was that he was being "shown around".

He'll fuck us off when he's getting shown around. Anichebe will probably sneeze in his face or something.

Shut up Dresden. I'm too busy burning £20 notes to give a fuck.