Neil

Ameobi.

Thin ice - get it? Funny 'cos it's true.

Was going to say, an Inter win makes it very interesting at the top. Juve 38 Milan 37 Udinese 35 Lazio 33 Inter 32 and Inter are the ones most in form. 6 wins in a row is it? Napoli are unfortunately inconsistent this season, they don't look like they're in with a chance. CL has taken its toll on their league form.

Thinly veiled "Well, Jason, you've played for some shit teams" comment.

Reckon this will end 5-2 or 6-2 now.

Betis down to 10.

I know he's not a player we'd ever sign now (unless on a free), but how much do you reckon Man U would demand? Philippe Albert's head.

Not sure it was winding him up, to me he just seemed bizarrely interested. "My, my, just look at that placement. My word."

Been impressed with Betis like, don't deserve to be behind overall. Barca need to up it or they'll drop more points here.

My Word. Lovely.

Barcelona concede for the first time this season at home in the league.

It's scary how easy they make it look.

What a fucking goal.

You're being kind, it's been wank. Barca are on in 10 minutes.

The main commentator bloke on bet365 who does Italian football is insane. Seems to explode whenever there's a throw-in or a shot off target.

http://www.8bitbrigade.com/images/smilies/954-not-sure-if-serious.jpg

Translation: "Wish we had a player in central midfield who came anywhere close to Cabaye's quality."

But I heard all the opposition keepers have conspired to produce the games of their lives against Liverpool at Anfield, not that it's a case of Liverpool consistently producing shit finishing? It's almost as though they're not as good as they think they are. Shocking.

Inter are recovering strongly after a disastrous start and could go 'only' 5 points behind Milan with a win, which is pretty good going considering the first couple of months. Milan have a chance to go 2 points clear at the top after Juve's slip up. Should be good.

Inspired transfer like. Look at that, 6.1m, getting a fair few goals, decent player to have has a 3rd striker. TRANSFER IN http://www.kilburntimes.co.uk/polopoly_fs/yakubu_1_1088457!image/1393084778.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_490/1393084778.jpg GETS SENT OFF

I hope he bloody well does because Yakubu's my 1st sub.

I know what I mean. I thought he was right to do it really, just to see the game through. He probably saw QPR were shit but saw you were playing fairly shit as well, why risk giving QPR more space? Either way it's minor details, the fact remains QPR were abhorrent and you pretty much had them at arm's length.

I've mucked up my wildcard unless Silva (who might not even be fit) and Richards do a fair bit tomorrow. What was with Sturridge not even playing a single minute yesterday?

We should put a cheeky bid in just for a laugh. FM-esque. Just hoy in a bid of a tenner and a day out at the Baltic, and keep adding extra tidbits on until he's unsettled.

Can I assume that, while he's an absolute horror show of a Premier League footballer, the main gripe people have with him is seeing him stroll around the pitch, not even chasing down a loose ball - a ball he probably lost?