Neil

I think Watford will survive. Expect Bournemouth to entertain but not be good enough. Leicester are in trouble IMO. Ranieri won't last the season.

I wouldn't touch us with a shitty stick. Like the sound of Villa.

Junior eventually did the business. £15 returned £180.

Said this to a lot of people, Rooney at 12s is pure value.

Pissed it. Big gulf in class.

Need a goal in the 2nd half of a Colombian game but it's not in play, otherwise I could cover my treble for guaranteed profit. Got to let it ride then.

Things are getting kicky as usual. 5 yellow cards in the first 25 mins.

2nd leg of the Libertadores final about to kick off. River-Tigres. 0-0 from the first leg in Mexico.

Bolasie will never go for anything above £20m. You can quote me on that. that ffs

No idea I deleted that thread. Interesting.

It really is spot on my sort of humour as well, equal parts football, a nod to flippant social themes, and a very sarcastic, cynical look at the world geopolitically. The Putin frame is the winner for me.

Been meaning to ask, has their recent form been more of a blip? Unlucky? Injuries? Or just their true standard? Been closely monitoring their stats but thought I'd get a feel of how they've actually been playing. Because if they're back to their early season form, Stabaek Saturdays/Sundays are back.

We were hysterically bad today.

While pre-season, the teams they're playing are absolute garbage and they're supposed to be "competitive" games. Don't think Bilic is a particularly impressive appointment either. Can see them even being on the fringes of relegation trouble.

Some pretty shit puns there, mind.

Anyone watching Britain At The Bookies on BBC? Oddly enough it's got me back properly looking at pricing some stuff up for the first time in a month or so. Confused as to why Corbyn is 21/10 for Labour Leader, for example.

We've already got issues with squad depth as it is, this is just unfair.

Obscene.

Absolute quality.

See Mourinho is stirring the pot again regarding Stones. We're so screwed if we lose him, might have to employ Gareth "Mascherano" Barry at CB. Shiver.

Feel this wasn't appreciated.

Manc journos are saying it's not true. A Mr F. Roggy reported Muller was definitely coming, though.

Not the easiest start for Barca. First 4 away games at Bilbao, Atletico, Celta and Sevilla.

He gets paid loads for that total, utter tripe. Depressing.

What LVG had to do this summer was decide exactly what formation he wanted, what players he wanted for certain positions in his team. Instead, he appears to be splurging an astronomical amount on several quite good players with the assumption that it will all work out.