The Prophet

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He really isn't worse than Lovenkrands like In terms of goal scoring ability he is.

Thought Nolan had a decent game today. Was actually noticable, which he definitely wasn't against Liverpool.

Depends who we buy.

Emile's gone batshit crazy.

Cracking penalty like.

You told me he was great. Felipao definitely did! He's a s*** keeper. Never said he was great, so get the f*** out. What I said was that he's an inconsistent goalkeeper who when he plays well is really f***ing good. I disagreed to calling him s***, and I still do, although I must admit it's getting a bit silly. But I rather have a goalkeeper who makes a mistake but saves the rest and only concedes one. Than one who doesn't make a mistake but concedes 5. To be fair he did make some saves which other goalkeeper wouldn't. And oh by the way, you're a fool

'I'm a cunt, that's the long and short of it really.'

The defence was anything but solid today, I'll let him off seeing it was Colo who was the poorer of the two.

Bollocks. He put in a decent shift today. Would of scored without that cracking save from Foster.

We'll get dry bum raped. Especially if they win tomorrow.

It would be four games.

Put it on again - Norwich

The rules have changed though. Didn't realise, what's the crack now?

Bolton Newcastle Norwich Huddersfield Southampton

They wouldn't really deduct QPR points, a precedent was set when the FA refused to dock West Ham points for the whole Tevez/Mascherano affair.

With the Championship done and dusted it could be tricky today.

Man United are a horrible, horrible team, I don't think I could take the media hooping they'd get if they won.

If I recall correctly, in 2009 Chelsea had four penalty shouts, two were none starters, one was minimal contact and the other was stone wall.

The old 'Carroll took a while to get going' song and dance, standard.

Largely miss.

In talks regarding a contract... ...to buy shares in William Hill.