The Prophet

Aye, but it was always the assumption that CB and RW would be allocated the largest portion of the budget.

Why is it insane though? He's 23 and has 18 goal contributions this season. He's more proven than Gordon who we paid more for.

He's easily a £40 million player in today's market, unfortunately.

Elanga got 17 goal contributions last season. Even on the continent we'd be looking at a decent chunk of change. It does feel like there's a lack of decent options in that area though.

I'd be content with this. Feels like a nice fit.

We were after Delap tbf.

I've not watched a lot of him, but he looked a bit shit in the CL this season.

Semenyo away?

We can worry about that in August.

Ange binned.

It could also just be PR to help him get a move elsewhere.

How does it show that?

Going back to the local journos. Their livelihoods depend on engagement and transfer stories bring more of that than anything else. It's therefore almost a requirement to chuck some names out and sensationalise things as much as possible. It would be refreshing to see some actual journalism now and then though.

There was a footballer named Cal, NO thought he was Eddie's pal, He asked him to stay, Because he thought he would slay, But he broke both legs in a fall. Better?

He waved goodbye to the fans. He said on his podcast he wanted to play regularly. We offered him a performance based contract. We were in for Delap. It doesn't seem like a massive leap?

Seems it'll be Sesko to Arsenal. Its been on the cards for a while.

It'll be a token gesture. We'll be offering him buttons and limited playing time.

They put content out and that content will be commented on. Surely its only natural.

Pretty sure he writes that article at least once a transfer window. It's his party trick at this point.

Most likely a third choice we can wheel off the bench in the domestic cup games. Can't see him staying though, it seemed like goodbye after the Everton game.

Meh, they'll all be on peanuts and will see barely any game time, if any at all. Hard to get too bothered by it all.

Aye, it was about a year ago. He basically said it's quite complex. They don't want to lock themselves into a deal that doesn't work for all parties or put a value on a sponsorship that doesn't max out our potential (paraphrasing). I'm far from an expert in the field, so no idea if that stands up to scrutiny or not.