The Prophet

What f***ing game were you watching? Obviously to be a yard behind the goal-line on a corner is normal? Aye you're right, he' shit, get rid.

The way he's at times carried his side to almost certain relegation deserves an award.

and they racially abused thier star players mother. Cant recall anything as stupid as that ever happening here- what do you think of it Wearside? The lad who done it apparently didn't even do it directly to Bent's mother,he was in a bar down Wigan and was taking ages to get served and he shouted "is it cos I'm black" and Bent's mother was next to him and the rest is history. what a croc of s***

It's a mystery! he will probably come good at some point but whenever I have seen him he has been awful! Been saying it for ages, he doesn't seem to have a position of any shape or form, he just floats around in the middle doing nothing of note.

Yup, no one's questioning Carroll, while seems everyone's questioning Ranger. Countless people were questioning Carroll two years ago. I remember reading on here about how s**** he was and he was championship level at best, but he wouldn't never make it at that level due to his awful attitude. I know. After he missed the target from all of six yards against West Ham, I remember thinking: 'This lad is the next Andy Carroll, he just needs time'.

The fact that people with no connection to Barcelona have became "fans" makes it somewhat amusing when their whole sense of reality is shattered. Just because you fancy the f*** out of a girl, doesn't mean she's your wife.

The fact that people with no connection to Barcelona have became "fans" makes it somewhat amusing when their whole sense of reality is shattered. I find it diffiuclt not to admire their style of play, fantastic to watch.

Unsure why anyone would want Real to beat Barca like. Each to their own.

Madrid will just kill the game now I'd imagine.

Aye, he's only the best right back around like.

Good call.

Such a dirty game.

See Inter/Chelsea under Mourinho.

Burn him, burn him with fire.

Madrid have started well here.

Whoever he is, he'd be a welcome additon. In fact, we'd better change the formation just to make him feel welcome. It might have consequnces for the team spirit though, you can't be bringing in these quality players with a controversial past.

[insert players name] wants to join [insert clubs name]. How would you feel about him joining us?

Might have a daft punt on Chelsea to win the title.

May they realised there was going to be end product?

Slow boat to China more like.

Reports? There's two reports, one stating he's had his contract terminated, t'other claiming QPR are close to agreeing a deal. Hyperbole-tastic.

The Stoke game still gives me nightmares, unforgiveable 'performance'.