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Aliens in the commentary booth

@Froggy what's the deal with Garnacho and ten Haag not starting him? He's better than Rashford and Amad

Gus Hamer probably the best player in the Champo

a simple mistranslation error from bodyguards to lifeguards has really tickled me

Southampton 0-2 Man United Brighton 2-0 Ipswich Palace 1-1 Leicester Fulham 1-1 West Ham Liverpool 2-0 Forest Man City 2-0 Brentford Villa 2-0 Everton Bournemouth 0-2 Chelsea Spurs 0-1 Arsenal Wolves 1-0 Newcastle

Really enjoyed the #Barclaysmen on twitter recently. Some great names here https://www.football365.com/news/ultimate-barclays-xi-pure-barclaysmen Even though the article reckons Yakubu is the ultimate Barclays man, it's always going to be Morten Gamst Pedersen for me

The Time is Now by Moloko for me

Amadou Diallo gone from our bench last season to the French fourth division (although it is Bordeaux) Our academy has been so poor for so long

signing 14 year olds from the other end of the country will never sit right with me

Can't help but feel England would do better with Antti Niemi in goal

Stuart Pearce's foreword for Derek Wright's book

just me who thinks Bruno will look like him in 15 years time

Remember when Jonas used to always score against this lot and no one else

Apart from the Ryan Fraser stuff which was quickly dealt with by placing him in the reserves, I think this may be the first public show of discontent by a player since Howe joined

Would anyone take Kelleher as an alternative to our pursuit of James Trafford?

@The Butcher

I'm in Spain that weekend but just want to say how Cajun was one of my favourite posters when I first joined and I still giggle when thinking about his posts now. A huge miss

Take Anthony off before clogger Brady injures him

Injured

Foden or Bellingham