Jill

Fully expect Shola to troll the fuck out of us and have a brilliant World Cup.

Want But 77£ Sent this to my Nigerian mate and he's purchased it, crazy bastard! It seems Shola splits opinion amongst Nigerians too, I know some that are absolutely mortified at his inclusion in the WC and others that think he might bring something else to the table. Apples.

I just can't wait for that first scuffed shot Shola takes, or the first time he jumps at completely the wrong time for an easy header, just so for once I can piss myself laughing instead of thinking "FFS Shola!"

Don't waste your money, that's who I've got. Also Geoffrey Chaucer because I like the Canterbury Tales of Chaucer... and Shakespeare. Just quids e/w since I found a fiver in my Skybet account.

I thought Brandenburg Gate too but wasn't sure if I was being influenced by it being my computer wallpaper.

Don't like his hair. Get rid.

Drew my shortlist of names out of a hat and ended up with Neymar in the Paddy Power bet.

I've randomly ended up with: 137 396 429 510, 512, 575 If anyone needs them, drop me a PM. I'm not collecting myself so don't need owt in return, other than friendship and love.

Paid.

Still can't decide who to go for on the Paddy Power goalscorer thing. Got my £20 loaded and ready to go but keep changing my mind. I'm going to end up spending a fortune on loads of different players at this rate.

Get in Big Sho.

I hadn't considered the hilarity of some poor sod on here already supporting whichever team he ends up at.

#startvomiting

Love that.

My Dickhead Radar just exploded from overuse.

He's such a colossal tosser.

Did alright out of that at the last Euros (on Gomez) so will most likely be having another bet.

I think my heart stopped for a moment there, read the title for this thread along with "returns" from the Remy thread title and thought he was back already.

I think you want this thread, pet: http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,95426.0.html

I'm sure he's a lovely chap but BYE SHOLAAAAA.

In years gone by I would've picked up a cheap old shirt for gym etc but can't bring myself to wear that monstrosity.

Can we go back to ignoring GW38? Fucking Lawro has overtaken me! Fairly pleased with 4th though. Do I get to enter a European predictor?

I've joined. My bracket is totally shit, I think it's safe to say I'm losing this.

I'll be in when I can be bothered to click the link... So when I'm on the computer basically.