Jill

It just became my life mission to convert him to a Timberwolves fan.

"Papisse says McLeish is a reet dour c*** lol" I was actually surprised at how Demba remembered almost everything Cisse said. About the only bit he missed out was that Cisse said he wanted to thank the "Good God" and his team. I thought it was funny how much he was saying in his answers. If my mate was translating I would have just stuck to "I'll keep working hard every week" and left it at that! Me too! He was going on for ages. Class interview, love the pair of them.

The players tend to only warm up along the touchline. Cisse obviously didn't have a clue, he started running along the touchline, then near the corner flag performed various streches before running along the back of the leazes goal to warm up therem whilst applauding us in the stands. By this time Pardew sent Shola to run after him and pull him back to the right position, otherwise he was going to do afull lap of honour in a training bib. I think he saw our excitement and thought he'd better reign us all in by sending Shola up.

Unfortunately I can't see us getting anything. Would be over the moon with a point.

I was quite pleased to see him pass straight to Guthrie on several occasions rather than try anything too fancy himself.

Canny.

Really chuffed with our result, and that Ba & Cisse both scored.

Guthrie first please, for my bet.

Ugh, I SO can't be arsed with this.

Ba.

For his standards possibly, he nowhere near won us the match. We weren't worse with him on the pitch. I'm no fan of his btw.

Perch did a good job the other day like.

He's about 12-1 anytime lately, the odds are getting worse as the season progresses. Should really give up.

57p scorecast: Guthrie/3-0 £1 Williamson anytime

Fucking hell, already. Had to look it up to check. Christ.

There's been next to nowt in NE1.

So fucking true. I've so far got no workable combinations.

Just switched on and they were going to the break.

Just need to show some grit and determination.

Looks lovely and wintery.

We always used to pile into my mate's house to play that. Would hate having to go to the toilet or anything cos everyone would mess with your team and you'd come back to find keepers up front etc. Setting nicknames so they'd play keepers upfront of their own accord. You know it. One tiny thing I miss with season ticket cards is the little number by the turnstiles saying what ticket number it was, and the accompanying worry if I'd only brought one out with me that I'd have the wrong one somehow.

We always used to pile into my mate's house to play that. Would hate having to go to the toilet or anything cos everyone would mess with your team and you'd come back to find keepers up front etc.

Exactly my feelings. Factor in a Sunday game, bollocks kick off time and on Sky and quite frankly I'm really not looking forward to it.

Dear me. RIP.

10-11th based on when I actually started giving a shit (92-93).