Jill

That could be a p*ssed up me, tbh. I have an annoying habit of shouting HIT IT ... HIT IT ... HIT IT! (He then hits it) .. Should've took a touch.

A whopping £9 win. My first in a while.

Reet, off in a few minutes. Howay the lads!!

Last pre-match pint.

Crikey.

I saw people about with Toon shirts & scarves at half 9 this morning looking proud as punch.

I love him more with each thing I read about him.

.. at the Malmaison with all his chicks while we sit and wait at the Forth.

£2 Cabaye anytime £2 Newcastle (-2) £1 Ba FS / Newcastle 3-0

Agreed.

I don't like where this is heading.

His lass is lovely but nothing like Garfield.

There gans me dinner tomorrow, wanky Charlton.

I said top 10 to my mates the other week so I'll stick with that - voted 10th.

Very good read.

I hate to break this to you Jill, but I earlier stuck a fiver on the exact same thing. Curses. The winnings were going to pay for Sunday dinner tomorrow.

Charlton, Sheff Wed & Huddersfield - £3.07 returns £12.94

I have another dream based prediction following my "Jonas scores" success. We lose 5-4 after going 2-0 down in the first 5 minutes. I've no idea who scores, unfortunately. But before you rush to place your bets on the scoreline, please keep in mind that after the match I discovered we'd been playing against Bolton Park Wanderers, they appeared to be wearing a Blackburn strip, and I don't think it was at SJP as I had to walk through a real ale bar to get to my seat. On second thoughts maybe I dreamt about a different match, although I definitely set off to see us play Spurs. Dreams are strange.

It is. I've not been for years like.

I fucking hate Spurs.

Too many "oh my ticker" moments in the 2nd half especially but a good result. Jonas should've scored last for my bet though the bassa.

Based on my dream the other night £1 us 3-2 win £1 Jonas last goalscorer Serious bets possibly to follow.

I had a dream we won 3-2 and Jonas scored 2. Can't remember who got the other.

Pleasing news.

If you put money on it, it'll lose. If you think about it and don't, it'll win. I predicted 3-1 before the game. Didn't place the bet.