Jill

Fairly uninteresting, forgettable shirts. Obviously we're relying on them being memorable for footballing reasons.

I prefer it that way, the real photos are always taken on the shittiest camera phone that it shouldn't even be possible to find anymore.

In terms of home kits, perhaps. But the best overall Puma one has to be sexy all black from 11/12. http://football-uniform.up.n.seesaa.net/football-uniform/image/Newcastle-11-12-PUMA-third-kit-Yohan-Cabaye.jpg?d=a0 My favorite Puma kit we've had by a massive distance. Was the orange kit from a few years back Puma? If so that was probably my favorite. It was the same as the above black one but orange with dark stripes. I'm wearing it right now.

I haven't listened to the Ramble in ages. I had to stop because I had far too many podcasts and with us being shite that was the one I kept wanting to delete each week.

That away top is lifting. Looks like a great big shit smear across the front. And then there's an awful coloured band underneath it too.

Fret Astaire was my first thought when I woke up this morning.

Aye you're right.

Looks like some old sad cunt I'd give 20p to outside Tesco. What a disgusting old bellend.

Fucking hell Beren I've just vommed in my mouth. Banhammer pls.

Eeee shut up I keep forgetting that.

Just seen the score. Bastards, there was no such excitement when I saw NYRB last year. Actually just seen a photo. Maybe there was excitement after all. Caffeine is great.

Someone must record the Dave Yourself rap. I demand it.

I implore someone. His balls are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's semen on his pants already, Pards' spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks smug and ready to drop bombs, But the team keep on ignoring what he wrote down, The whole crowd goes so loud He rocks a move, but the win won't come out He's choking how, everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality. Oh, there goes gravity Oh, there goes Alan, he choked The fucking cunt You're a father of two, Dave.

I implore someone.

Just seen the score. Bastards, there was no such excitement when I saw NYRB last year.

Some of the better pens I've seen in a shootout for ages.

Calm as you like.

:lol: WTF was that?

Dortmund

Fret Astaire :lol: Can't breathe.

Still nowt each in the Jorman cup.

Getting your hopes up for death, the old minger will be off shagging something.

Can Kasper do some sort of reverse gif editing pisstake with that Pardew dance? I feel it needs to be sent up somehow, N-O style.