Jill

Oh shit yeah the photos. I uploaded some but don't have computer access at the moment to arrange them nicely. height=400http://www.dorkatorium.co.uk/lockwood/IMG_4928.jpg[/img] List of files in the same folder as the above: http://www.dorkatorium.co.uk/lockwood/files.jpg

Sorry for the bad photo but this is what I've sent off to Jon's family today as a thank you from all of us for making the trip up north. height=600http://s23.postimg.org/5mkzg9ci3/image.jpg[/img]

GW10: Newcastle 0-2 Liverpool Arsenal 2-0 Burnley Chelsea 4-0 QPR Everton 2-1 Swansea Hull 1-2 Southampton Leicester 2-1 West Brom Stoke 1-1 West Ham Man City 3-2 Man Utd Aston Villa 0-1 Spurs Crystal Palace 2-2 Sunderland

He's been inoffensive in these last 2 games, that's about all the praise I can muster. It won't last.

Do we have a Hair Council?

Fantastic today. I'll try and remember this moment next time I'm slating him, which seems to happen frequently because he frustrates the hell out of me.

Same.

Second half was canny. Spurs were dross mind.

Sammy's trolling.

Aye. Ridiculous excitement every time they get the ball in a decent position.

Definitely out.

All because I bet on Spurs. Fuck my life. Get in Perez.

WTF.

I genuinely think I'm going to do some ironing. It has to be less dreadful than watching us.

Can't even concede a penalty properly.

I'm shocked.

If Dummett scored from there.

Needle of blame defo landing on Perez post match. Poor sod.

I'm waiting on Spurs for a bet so we'd better not fluke this.

Aye.

I'm torn between finding somewhere to watch this and just denying its existence completely. I mean, denial is obviously the best option...... but I'm a horrendous decision maker.

I know they're absolutely horseshit as well which is why it makes it so much more depressing that we're going to get bummed off them, twice.

I keep thinking I might do that, but knowing my luck it'd be the week normality was restored and he went back to being shit.

He's chinning us all in the prediction league. How embarrassing.

£2 - Derby, Brighton, Reading, Preston, Wycombe. £3 - Arsenal & Spurs