Super Duper Branko Strupar

Bit harsh to call the PLs best keeper deadwood, mind. But at 32 we wouldn't want him.

He can stay in Turin then.

I'd take Luiz based on his Villa performances, like. Not sure what he's been like in Serie A. Also means the lasses get Alisha Lehmann.

Helps when you're awash with cash, like.

Do you know why?

He's going nowhere, he fucking loves it, man. Tears after the cup final.

He gives fuck all whenever Ive seen him. Even his hat trick in game 2 was whack.

He's turd.

Missed about 10 games I think. Definitely more fit than not

Are you at all surprised?

And as a person?

Big yes for Wissa. Pricey though.

Wondered when Ait Nouri would get a move. He's been mint for ages.

3 of Madueke's 7 goals came in their 2nd game in a win against an awful Wolves, he's done little to nothing since. He's weak, rash, and lacks quality whenever I've seen him. Hard pass.

Madueke is canny pap.

Would rather have Elanga. Would rather have Murphy.

Former Royal Marine too. Wonder what the Tommy Robinson brigade think.

Crackers

Thanks for running this. Next year I'll endeavour not to miss so many weeks. Buzzing I got a couple of high scorer weeks for my first foray in to it.

You gonna wear the jacket?

Pretty sure they were around when Chester signed Ian Rush.

What's Howe's way of doing things and what way has it been since it wasn't whatever what Howe's way is?

I don't think that's true at all.