Ishmael

http://tyneandwear.sky.com/newcastleunited/article/72598/newcastle-united-set-for-talks-with-wigan-striker-arouna-kone

Bid accepted! http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/transfers/newcastle-look-to-trump-everton-to-signature-of-wigan-striker-arouna-kone-8687738.html Far happier if we get this guy in and not Bent.

Joe, is that you?

Apt.

Cheeky £30m bid for the entire Swansea team?

Love how standardized the Perch quotes are on the Wigan website. "We need a few comments from you Mr Perch, will this template do?". "Whatever, when do I get paid?"

Can we not just sign Lee Trundle instead? Would be on a free, like. And we could use some of the saved transfer fees to land Paddy McCourt from Celtic. Double win.

A thought: from Ba to Bent

Bit like Barcelona then

Aubamenyang to Dortmund is done.

This!

Lmao i have to agree though. This is so true. A year off would be swell.

40 games, probably.

And I don't even know if there is an actual rumour. Just saw it mentioned by a guy on another forum.

They'll only regain their big club status if they return the exotic fish. Until then they're not even small fish in a big pond.

I don't even know who Matty Taylor is

What's this Matty Taylor rumour?

http://i.imgur.com/OzXsB.jpg Perchenbauer :clap:

Wayne Quinn.

Elliot x2.

Wasn't there a young Italian striker with us a few years ago whose name might have begun with a Z?

Going to bed so I expect Brazil to bag another couple before Spain score 5.

This was posted on seeing Ramos step up to take the pen.

Ramos