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Howard is shite.

What a farce.

Proper funny if it gets called off like.

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Atleast the Barcelona derby is on tonight.

Fuucckkkkk man snow is killing football

Snow hasn't effected pornhub yet like.

I thought Riveros would be based on the WC.

Proper gutted like, what the fuck else am I gonna do today?

Glad I went on the service station Wifi like. Should be back in an hour or so. Feel for all the lads and lasses who are already down there.

Fuck, time to turn around!

Is that at me? It's a piece of shit, hence the concern.

We're in a rear wheel drive Merc aswell. FML.

Fuck. We're just setting off now.

Imagine if they get relegated man. Fucking hell

He has lost the spark he had in 08/09, needs to go into the Npower & rebuild himself up. 31/01/2010 was the last time the so called playmaker created a goal. You have to go back over year for his last goal. He's gone ridiculously downwhill. 08/09 I thought he was superb, seemed to have a good understanding with Robinho.

Err, bye then I guess.

Isn't the fact he's been played as a central midfielder the problem? Was never a proper replacement for Milner because he's nowt like him. Anyway I'd stay away at the moment, think he's damaged goods we could do without at this moment in time.

Ireland has totally gone off the rails like.

Supposedly Wolves bid and offered the captaincy to him in the summer I read somewhere and McCarthy is on record as wanting a right sided centre back in Jan. If true McCarthy is a loon.

It would make sense to be honest, genuinely don't see what he's gonna achieve from the current situation. I don't know who's gonna want him (Disco mentioned Wolves?) especially for the reported wage level. I wonder if he's just trying to push this as far as possible to see how desperate the club are to keep him, knowing full well that nobody else will offer him higher wages than we will. If he ends up leaving to join somebody like Wolves or West Ham then fools him, I hope he enjoys the Championship next season.

I agree but at the end of the day it seems Taylor and his currrnt of an agent want stupid money so he'll bugger off. If it was between replacing Taylor with Kadar or Wheater then it's the Magyar over the smoggie bastard tbh.

Right. Neck on the line, 1-2. Ranger and Carroll. Boom.

I'd rather Taylor just stopped being a c*** and signed a contract that is his actual worth, as a rotation player. No mug is gonna pay what he's after, surely? But aye, I quite like Kadar. He's not really up to playing in the Prem yet though, like most our youngsters he needs a loan spell.

This is true. Expecting Ashley to fork over the cash for a player of his ilk is like putting your dick in a fan and hoping for the best. Is it though, really?