There's a new virus at the match. It's the "goarrn colback lad" disease. Every single match I have some clueless cunt sitting near me who spends the whole 90 minutes shouting or at least muttering "go on colback lad" or "get in colback lad" or variations of this when the useless bastard tries to make a challenge or do something beyond be totally useless. It makes me hate him even more that so many can't see he's a talentless, paceless, clueless waste of fucking space.
There was one moment in the second half where he totally mistimed a jump for a ball like a fucking child on a school playground. Was unbelievable. Shite bastard.