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Dougy Costa is obscenely good. I swear he was never this good at Shakhtar.

They're nee Wigan!

Forgot that you murdered him.

Yep, his stats in terms of being productive were excellent considering the minutes he played for us.

Technically no, but comparing the Borough of Croydon with the City of Newcastle is nonsensical. In fact it reeks of somebody who has limited knowledge of Newcastle. Obviously if you're talking about Newcastle United's catchment area, you're going to include all of Tyneside and not just the city.

Wigan have actually won a trophy in their fucking history. Palace are as tinpot as is physically possible to be without being Reading Football Club. Also, Croydon does not have a larger population than Newcastle. The Borough of Croydon has a larger population that the city of Newcastle, but that is a nonsensical comparison. The Tyneside area is over twice as big as the Borough, and the city of Newcastle is twice as big as the town of Croydon.

The worst thing was when we were playing that shitty 3 with Cisse on the right to accomodate Demba up top, and then Ba left and we thought 'well at least it'll give Cisse a chance through the middle'. Next game he brought in Shola and kept Cisse on the right because we'd 'practiced that in training' Honestly that above anything sums up what a fucking full pelt moron he is.

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FWIW I think Anita is wank anarl. Our midfield needs fucking butchering.

He's not bang average. Mark Noble is bang average. Colback is shite.

Seriously, comparing him to Cabaye. I forgot he was his replacement. Was he not like? Same shirt number, plays every week in central midfield, takes all the set pieces. He's absolutely replaced him, apart from the whole 'being good at football' part I mean.

:lol: His one strength is 'holding onto the ball', which could just as easily be a weakness.

'Unrealistic' to expect our starting midfielder to not be s**** at football. Great post. Very insightful. Ta.

'Unrealistic' to expect our starting midfielder to not be shite at football.

Perez is the most naturally gifted player we've had after Ben Arfa in the last dreadful 7-8 years or so like. In terms of technique, skill, awareness he's fantastic. He's just physically puny. Amazing when you consider he wasn't even at a pro club for much of his youth and was playing on amateur pitches until Tenerife re-signed him. Spain are ridiculous.

Plus he's a Swiss bloke who looks like he's walked in off the set of a Cool Runnings sequel, which should be enough to have him ahead of the other options in itself.

5 year deal? Jesus cunting Christ. That's genuinely dodgy as fuck, Pardew securing his mate a wage until he's well into his 30s.

Can't stop giggling at those two sentences man, its as good as any goal Ben Arfa's scored if its true.

Just imagine Bruce's fat heed getting redder and redder while Hatem is just laughing at him man. :lol:

Remember this

The worst things we did this summer was give this bloke the #4 and make him a mainstay, and give Colo a new deal instead of buying a commanding CB alongside Mbemba. We get dominated in midfield and look disorganised and powderpuff in defence because of it. I know people also see LB as a major issue but full backs don't really matter. Success is built on the spine of the team and that's why we're shite.

Creasing at 'played a blinder' man

Nice copy from twitter. My modus operandi is to just copy stuff between the two mediums and hope nobody notices tbh

Remember when Pardew 'managed him well' and 'eased him in' by playing Ryan Taylor ahead of him on the wing