Interpolic

Haha, Bikey's just done one of the funniest things I've ever seen on a football pitch. He got sent off for a stamp and ripped his shirt off and threw it on the floor. He went absolutely ape, classic!

If it's the same tune that's just been on then it's 'Love Is Noise' by The Verve.

Barton, you're a fucking moron

Our lads want to go home here like.

'Ironic cheers' - good band name.

Torres was out when they hammered us 5-1 remember, but it's still good news. Hope to God we get something tomorrow. Getting beat or drawing every week is beginning to affect my mental health.

The geordie bloke's commentary adds a whole new level.

The amound of close-call draws we could have turned into wins this season is shocking.

Haha love how depressed this mackem is on Century like, gives me a bit of hope. Saying that Sbragia's nickname amongst some is 'Ricky Negative'. Clever, a bit like when we used to call Kinnear 'Joe TotalShite'. It's all up to us though anyway. Come on lads, all is forgotten!

Singing "_______ for England" is so 1990s.

Terrible pass by Insomnia

Oh aye and he bought 8 bananas

BTW I asked how he knew it was him and he said "because he had NR on his training top". This Sainsburys must be near the training ground and my brother's also served Chris Hughton and Steven Taylor in training gear as well. According to my brother "he acted like a proper G like I was expecting". God knows how he did that in a training top!

Haha cheers Dave, much obliged. My little brother was also intrigued about the banana thing. He works part-time on the check-outs at Sainsburys and apparently he served Nile this evening. I told him he should join NO and tell people about it on this thread or 'players in public' and a few people might go completely nuts.

Hello lads and lasses, I've tried my best to have a look through this thread (which I really, really like) to find the answer to my question. But to no avail. So (gulp), What the hell does 'STR8888888888 LIKE A BANANA' mean and where did it come from? Cheers in advance.

Ignoring whether Bobby Robson should have went that summer for a second, I feel the worst decision was when Shepherd told the media that it was to be SBR's final season. You just don't do that. Yes we'd went downhill the previous season but I think a fair chunk of the blame for our poor form at the start of 04/05 could be attributed to Robson being completely undermined before we kicked a ball. Shepherd should have either got rid or kept his mouth shut. He chose to keep him on and act the knacker-job.

Best: Keegan 4-3-3 at Birmingham Asprilla deciding to put his shirt on the corner flag that time, class Shepherd getting Bobby Robson in, better late than never Worst: Clive Tyldsley's mam and dad neglecting to have a rubber knocking about that faithful night, cheers you dafties (Soz for being such a broken record!)

TYLDSLEY MAN FFS! Why would he bring Torres back on when he's just subbed him and seen 2 goals fly in? MUPPET.

Aye Benitez wouldn't wipe his arse with the Champions League trophy

An absolute tit of the highest order, Tyldsley. I'm new on here and I've only made about 5 posts, 2 or 3 of which have been slagging off this complete idiot.

I can forgive Tyldsley a few errors, it's all of the sycophantic arse-kissing that I can't stand.

Clive Tyldsley sounds he's crying into a pillow

The one thing you've got to say about Colocinni is that he's never hid. He's never been injured and he does look like he's trying, maybe too hard. I don't think it's possible that all the injuries we've had this season have been completely genuine so at least Colo's kept fit. Obviously that should just be a pre-requisite as a professional footballer but we've seen this not to be the case with certain individuals. I don't even know if Mark Viduka likes football but I'm sure he likes the money. But yeah he's struggling and I'd definitely go with Beye-S Taylor-Bassong-Enrique as soon as that's a possibility.

Aye cheers, don't need any encouragement on that score

Yeah, I got the impression with these lot that they picked and choosed when Arsenal was a part of their lives if you know what I mean. But they still shouted and all that as if they were fanatical about their football team. All talk and no substance, sums up a lot of the folk down here pretty well. Maybe i just experienced a bad, uncommited bunch today (this was Kingston not North London after all) but I wanted to leave the pub except for the fact that every other pub was showing the rugby! Rugby! You know, over football, mental. I can't remember ever being as arrogant when Newcastle were in the top 4. I expected to win sometimes but I never went on like it was a divine right and spoke like such an idiot about the opposition.