1) BEST TOON DEFENDER FROM THE LAST DECADE:
Given if you're allowed keepers, Woodgate if not
2) BEST MIDFIELDER:
Solano
3) BEST STRIKER:
Shearer
4) BEST OVERALL PLAYER:
Shearer
5) BEST MANAGER:
Robson
6) MOST DISAPPOINTING PLAYER:
Owen, had high hopes. Loads of others though - Duff, Emre, Luque, etc
7) WE SHOULD HAVE SIGNED...
Michael Carrick
8) WE SHOULD NEVER HAVE LET GO...
Milner if we weren't going to replace him, and we didn't
9) BEST HOME GAME:
8-0 vs Sheff Wed
10) BEST AWAY / NEUTRAL GAME:
3-1 vs Arsenal
11) WORST GAME:
Liverpool at home last year wasn't much fun
12) BEST GOAL SCORED:
Shearer vs Everton
13) WORST GOAL CONCEDED:
Duff's og vs Villa was typical and catastrophic, and typically catastrophic
15) BEST HAIRCUT:
:colo:
16) WORST HAIRCUT:
Cordone
17) BEST LOOKING PLAYER:
Will go for Jonas
18) UGLIEST PLAYER:
Acuna
19) DIRTIEST PLAYER:
Smith
20) BEST STARTING XI OF THE DECADE:
Given, Beye, Woodgate, Bassong, Enrique, Solano, Dyer, Speed, Robert, Shearer, Bellamy
21) PREDICTIONS FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS - MORE /LESS / EQUALLY SUCCESSFUL:
Tricky that like, I'll go for less as it doesn't seem possible to scale the heights we have without a shitload of cash these days
22) IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING FROM THE LAST DECADE:
Either back Robson or sack him that summer, anything but undermining him by telling everyone it was his last year in charge