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Yeah this or thereabouts. Blistering pace and all that, this tends to disappear with age.

*crosses fingers* Didn't realise Nolan was 29.

Fair play, I've just got a vendetta against Tyldsley and wanted to compare him to someone a bit ugly.

Actually I just thought, if we got the Byker street fighter back we'd have to listen to his constant shite craic on a daily basis again. Would be one extreme to the other compared to the current lot, why can't we just be normal?

I booked Theo Walcott's driving test, true story.

Tyoooob.

Steve Pemberton (League of Gentlemen) http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/6690/ctyldesleyweb.jpg Clive Tyldsley http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/6726/stevepemberton.jpg

Oh Tyldsley man, just shut the fuck up. Worst craic ever.

They taking transfer offers by email now as well? Fucks sake, being a Newcastle fan ain't exactly a barrell of laughs at the minute. Not for the right reasons anyway.

58,000! How the fuck did they get there? I couldn't bloody get there!

Absolutely loved that observation when we played Andorra in front of around 70,000 at Old Trafford, when the commentator mentioned that there were more people in the ground than resided in the whole of Andorra.

Pure evil. And evil's even worse when it's done in a smug way by a smug cunt.

They're used to it. Literally Ana, they've of course not gotta hope, I was just mucking about!

Andorra have got a mountain to climb now.

They changed the rules last week. Didn't you get the memo? Bollocks, buses allowed now then. Owt else?

Apparently Andorra are 'literally' going to park the bus. Pleat either doesn't know what literal means or they changed the rules when I wasn't looking.

"Laurent Robert is staging his own goal of the month competition at St James Park this afternoon" Mint shout.

I won a ticket for this from work, but I can't go because there's no way of getting there and back. You'd think with the tube strike there would be buses and trains as replacements but no, they've actually shut down the nearby train stations early. Joke country.

Bloody horrendous.

Sir Bobby's first home game in charge.Remember this forever. I was at this one, 4-0 at half time, 8-0 at full time. If it's ever 3 or 4 nil at half time the team that's leading always seems to take their foot off the gas a bit and it ends up 4-1 or 5-0 tops. This was a perfectly symmetrical thrashing!

QPR 1-2 NUFC (93-94), watched it at me grandad's house when Sky wasn't so widespread yet and was a novelty to me. The winner was sublime - Beardsley knocked it to Cole and ran on, Cole chipped it into Beardsley's path and he just smashed it into the net on the volley. I remembered it after reading Pilko's post because when it went in we all went mad and my Grandma got a proper shock and started choking on her tea.

Hey fuck Setanta, there's something more fun you could do with that kind of cash... Maybe the Profitable Group will put their hat in the ring.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/mediatechnologyandtelecoms/5492242/Setanta-founders-attempt-last-ditch-rescue.html

Oh go on then. If he went do you reckon we could get a chant going like "Hey Nicky, you're so shite, you're so shite you blew our minds, hey Nicky"