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He'd be less hands-on than Ashley!! Quality.

Straight to DVD eh

Freddy was given a fresh start last night when Sofia was voted out.

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/5759/buffbagwell.jpg Can't blame him for going mad at him tbh.

Well yeah, this is what we're dealing with.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_James'_Park#Nicknames

He was exactly the same age as me in 96 (we share the same DOB) so he would have been 11/12 I've got the same date of birth as Emmanuel Adebayour. I told my mate this at the match one time and he was with his 8 year old brother. The brother's response was "eeeh that's weird cos you's are like opposites. You're white, he's black. You smoke, he probably doesn't"

Class.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Nolan Transfer article's a good'un then!

Yeah this or thereabouts. Blistering pace and all that, this tends to disappear with age.

*crosses fingers* Didn't realise Nolan was 29.

Fair play, I've just got a vendetta against Tyldsley and wanted to compare him to someone a bit ugly.

Actually I just thought, if we got the Byker street fighter back we'd have to listen to his constant shite craic on a daily basis again. Would be one extreme to the other compared to the current lot, why can't we just be normal?

I booked Theo Walcott's driving test, true story.

Tyoooob.

Steve Pemberton (League of Gentlemen) http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/6690/ctyldesleyweb.jpg Clive Tyldsley http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/6726/stevepemberton.jpg

Oh Tyldsley man, just shut the fuck up. Worst craic ever.

They taking transfer offers by email now as well? Fucks sake, being a Newcastle fan ain't exactly a barrell of laughs at the minute. Not for the right reasons anyway.

58,000! How the fuck did they get there? I couldn't bloody get there!

Absolutely loved that observation when we played Andorra in front of around 70,000 at Old Trafford, when the commentator mentioned that there were more people in the ground than resided in the whole of Andorra.

Pure evil. And evil's even worse when it's done in a smug way by a smug cunt.

They're used to it. Literally Ana, they've of course not gotta hope, I was just mucking about!

Andorra have got a mountain to climb now.

They changed the rules last week. Didn't you get the memo? Bollocks, buses allowed now then. Owt else?