Interpolic

Haha mint, wrong thread

Hello Clive... bollocks

Aye that's a Given

Be careful lads. If we get into that conversation yet again then the planet Earth's going to get so bored and frustrated that it'll set itself on fire with petrol and we're all goners.

I share your hatred but to be fair Gray's never managed anyone. He famously turned down Everton a few years back because he loved it at Sky so much. He gets paid a fortune and Keys is too busy shaving his hands to tell him that he's being a knackerjob.

Who the hell's his career advisor?

Maybe that's what all this is down to, a bet. Ashley got into a discussion with someone who claimed geordies would turn up in their thousands to watch 11 black and white shirts on a washing line. They'd basically keep going, no matter what. And Ashley goes "wanna bet?" I reckon he bet about £300m or so.

God bless the internet

You completely beat me to it there, reminds me of Cole in a lot of ways. Everyone went on about how Cole became a better all-round player (which was true) but he was never as dynamic or single-minded and would never get you 41 goals a season again. Maybe 41 goals was a 1 off in our life time anyway, but you get my drift. Summary: forget Newcastle, Man U ruin good players, fact. I feel the need to point out that that was a joke.

Championship > Premiership

Interpolic shoved the pin into his face I think. Nah not guilty, I had to watch the last 20 mins with Irish commentary because ITV can't manage to stream a match on their own website (let my lass watch Apprentice like a right old gent). Absolute amateur knackerjobs ITV, don't know how they get away with it.

Howay man, off his back mate Aye it was a bit far. But there was quite a lot in it. Ronaldo checked his run and barged into Puyol. The fact that he was saying it about Ronaldo, who was getting a taste of his own medicine pissed me right off. Nah not at all, I was only joking and you didn't go far enough...

Howay man, off his back mate

Man U have got to be seriously disappointed with this like, Jesus.

Tyldsley is clearly aching inside, spouting off omens like it's nobody's business. "Well Bayern Munich hit the woodwork that night I had the world's biggest wank, so..." "Man U have not lost a Champions League match in 2 years, breathe Clive breathe..."

See, I agree with a lot of that but why you've seen fit to slag off Steven Taylor is beyond me. Because he's shit defender and has made to many mistakes being unaware of his team mates position for one. So fuck. Countless mistakes have been made on and off the pitch. Taylor's the least of our problems right now like. In fact he's one of the only players who's put in a respectable shift since Shearer came in.

See, I agree with a lot of that but why you've seen fit to slag off Steven Taylor is beyond me.

I'm sat here still getting drunk, watching that 'Magpie Magic' dvd like an absolute sad case. Just putting off tomorrow when I wake up and reality bites at last. God, I'm still absolutely gutted.

Properly sums up the way I feel about Jonas, that. I reckon he'd have been ace in Robson's midfield for example. So Gutierrez is neither the disease nor the remedy really. I even reckon that extends to Collocini too - I think they'd both complement good players but we haven't really got any good players.

Exactly. You've got to be fucking joking, seriously. I know other people have said it... but you actually think Alan Shearer would have grabbed a microphone and sang at the Newcastle supporters like we'd just won the fucking treble or something? Watching Brown there, with that wretched smile on his face, panged like a bitch for a few seconds, but when he started singing - oh my fucking God. He was utterly shown up to be the egotistical, deluded, self-important, fucked-up Mackem twat that he really, truly is. Having watched it a second time, i'm just laughing. We - and i don't think any other club - will ever be that cringeworthily cuntish for as long as top-flight football remains a professional sport. We are down, but fucking hell, i am glad i didn't have to watch my manager do something like that (granted, i'd take their footballing status above ours right now, but you know what i mean). Shearer would have walked over and clapped the supporters with a proud smile on his face, and that's probably it. Absolutely spot on

Tron, your sig kills me now that the unthinkable's happened.

Llambias, you fucked up and you're a grade A dickhead. How much are we paying this man?

The guy on SSN says there's talk that there will be mackems in the Villa end. Erm, haven't they got a match on?

Just saw 2 magpies, just knocking about with each other on a shed roof. IT'S AN OMEN (although I dunno if the Magpie thing applies 45 hours in advance).