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This Everton tune is noncey AF.

Aye I did say "still", love the pettiness of remembering to do it many years later

I was pleased to see nufc.com's fixture list still has them as "mackems" even though the rest of it is quite professionally done

Howe's playing 23/24 on hard mode like.

If you and TCD talking bollocks on here is going to somehow lead to great things for Isak and NUFC then I'm reluctant to interrupt. But Isak's fitness levels were and are clearly not optimal atm so it seems a bizarre time to criticise his... fitness levels. When he's on a run of 6 or 7 games his fitness levels are fine, he's not quite Bellamy but his pressing is fine, he's not quite Drogba but his hold up play is fine. Just smacks of scrambling to find something wrong beyond a half fit player doing the best he could for us in pretty dire circumstances. And thanks for keeping my emotive language in check, you're a lifesaver. It's that kind of unnecessarily condescending stuff that gets people's back up when in conversation with you on the football forum, if you care at all

Don't see the point in criticising his performance when he was clearly dead on his feet like. Ordinarily he/we wouldn't be in that position. We expecting decent hold up play from guys who can barely walk? Pointless criticism which I doubt Howe is levelling at him.

UTM is fine, UTMG is not

It annoys me cos it's just wrong "HTL" would be fine but how this has caught on is mental.

"HWTL" still REALLY annoys me like

Call it VAR-VAR-FUME

Everything aside, I can't recall ever being prouder of a performance of ours than that last night. It had everything - guile, nous, effort, resilience. Insanely impressive in the circumstances.

Unsure if already posted but this is on nufc.com via the BBC: UEFA has stood down the VAR who made the decision to guide the referee to give PSG their penalty last night. Tomasz Kwiatkowskiwas supposed to be VAR for the Real Sociedad v RB Salzburg Champions League game this evening. However, he has now been replaced. Although UEFA are yet to make a public statement over the decision to award PSG a penalty deep into stoppage time against Newcastle last night, it is the clearest indication yet the think the ruling was incorrect.

Liew's tweet last night showed a (wilful?) lack of understanding of the ebbs and flows of a football match. PSG were chasing the game from the 23rd minute. The final stats make PSG look dominant but I assume the first half stats were fairly even as they felt as though they were. And most observers would say we shaded it, both on and off the ball. Yeah,. we dug in in the second half but as above and he's also ignoring the context. We didn't make a sub and we are down to our bare bones. Of course we were hanging on. I've seen Liew pontificating on SSN a few times and noticed the guy never smiles even when the conversation is lighthearted. Takes himself way too seriously. Get on the list

Av come to Parreee

The rattled voice of a man still in bother with his wife for being a daft cunt.

What's wrong with EIEIEIO like?

@mods pls pls pls make it a smiley

Bruce is Wallsend's most insufferable export, which is more of a feat than it sounds as it includes Sting ffs. I'd happily chip in for the creation of an effigy of him, to be permanently hung outside The Anson and laughed at by all who pass. Re Longstaff, Bruce's poor little ego can't handle not having the last word about something that reflects badly on him. You nearly ruined the kid's career with your arrogance and ineptitude man, show some humility for once in your life and shut the fuck up. Knob.

Liverpool fans complaining about stacked decks

What's the Adidas EQT era?

It's a total mess tbh About half of the players have a season listed against them and about half have a year. I'm not sure why seasons and years are listed at all tbh, it's daft. Andy Cole should say 93/94 as that's the season he scored 41 goals. 92/93 was the promotion season and he didn't sign until February. Harper is down as 1993 which is interesting since he didn't make his first team debut until 1998. Tim Krul is down there as 2006, he didn't make his debut until the November. It was also the only game he played that season. Admittedly it was versus Palermo in THAT game, but it's one game. Peter Beardsley listed as 1996 when that's when he had been shifted out to the wing and was becoming more of a bit-part player a year before being transferred to Bolton. 93-95 were more his prime years for us in his second spell. As solid and underrated as Darren Peacock was I don't think I've ever seen him in an all-time NUFC 11, and I think there are good reasons for that. No Jackie Milburn. No Malcolm Mcdonald. Which would be fine if it was a modern 11 but he's got the likes of Hughie Gallacher in there. The positions are just all wrong, won't explain why as you all have eyes. I could probably keep going, the more you look the more you notice