Interpolic

Hates the mags, so probably.

Sissoko was mainly playing on the left towards the end of last season, hopefully Aarons is ready to step up, remain fit and play regularly. Still need a bit more depth on the wings though.

Bit pissed off I didn't put a bet on France/Griezmann, it was the obvious bet before the tournament.

The first post-Zaza shootout will be interesting, world is still reeling from his actions in the quarters.

Tron's words are coming out all weird.

Signed for PSG

I think the people saying he's the type of player who flourishes in a side who dominates possession had a valid point. Not sure we'll ever be that type of side in enough of our games across a season and there'll be more suitable players for us.

I think he'd do well for Spurs, regardless I'd want shot of him for that kind of money. He's a bit of a luxury for a side like ours, this year and probably beyond.

Love posts like this amongst the mayhem.

Erm

Not a very good one when he's spent much of the last month in a TV studio.

Colback doesn't even work any harder than your average, why does that always get said? First sign of a useless clogger, when that's the first and only attribute anyone can come up with in his favour.

The Bournemouth random British name generator strikes again. One day they'll be found out.

Shout out for Cardiff, was better than I had expected

Christ.

Would be the fattest ugliest cunt to have managed England by some distance.

Fuck off, is it. Yeah that's utter bullshit. Went there a month or so back and it's a really nice town.

Training being shown live on Facebook now: https://www.facebook.com/newcastleunited/

Like most of the south coast. pick 'X' city in the UK and 9/10 N-O Brits will claim it's a complete fucking shithole. I'm not convinced there's a single wonderful place in the whole country. Newcastle, Durham City, York, Edinburgh, Leeds, Parts of London, Bath, Oxford, Cambridge From the top of my head. All shitholes.

He'll not be happy, that's for sure. Miserable cunt.

Ethethethethethetheth... Chris Waddle

"despite not having yet been able to shake off the annoying hangers-on that insist on calling themselves his family, and are in fact his biological family"

FFS. English cannot possibly be these people's first language.

Voted Saivet on the basis he's done the least to offend me so far.

I just remembered the other day, that Birmingham match that got called off short notice because of the weather - Enrique's Tweets that day were hilarious. "Focking hell", "Too many snow" etc