Interpolic

Fuck off Lord Of The Dance hahahahahaha you cunt

Lolllllllllllllll

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"HAVE A WKD XMAS" on Vardy's jumper

I expect apologies.

For being English? Yeah, no. Listen mate, you say you're English these days and you get arrested and thrown in jail. Copper asked me where I was from the other day, panicked and said Muslim but he soon left me alone

Someone calling themselves Senor Granty claiming responsibility though. Mats Selz all over again. Yeah I didn't make it up Just heard it was definitely true, from a family member.

My brother told me and we don't tell lies in my family.

I'm pretty sure it actually was cous cous nonce.

That's not how fines work.

6 wins all fucking year and the Palace owners don't understand football because they're a bit peeved with him

http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/80/590x/Monster-635042.jpg

We All Need King Executed Rapidly

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Yeah. He might end up playing his best football somewhere else but people have been dead keen to write him off for ages now and it's pretty weird.

Tried to think of a group with the acronym PAEDO but couldn't think of a decent one and realised it was quite childish Thought the same, then started doing one for NONCE instead, found it vaguely challenging, sacked it off. Same. "Newcastle Online... Knows... Ah that starts with K, what starts with an N... OK this is clearly impossible... Move on..."

Tried to think of a group with the acronym PAEDO but couldn't think of a decent one and realised it was quite childish Thought the same, then started doing one for NONCE instead, found it vaguely challenging, sacked it off.

Paddy Power laying into him

Need to watch out for their dangerman, Eyes Wildschut.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/item/37523f3a-d8d2-4b4d-bad7-0671be47f404 Some funny stuff here, including these:

Doubt very much that BlueStar does

Calling the money men at Palace clueless after 1 (ONE!) win man, you couldn't make it up.

Twas funny.

WTF is going on in Spain for this to keep on happening?

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