Interpolic

A normal human body saves that.

Hopefully Arteta will moan about time wasting in the buildup, that worked out well for Ten Hag last time.

Thank god Kaka is around to regulate discussion around here, don't know where we'd be without him.

I mean look at the table, man. If it was any other club but our own we'd be saying the issue was all wrapped up. Then you bring the actual context into it. It would take a fuck-up or loss of professionalism that we just haven't looked in danger of delivering this season. The staff and players are on a mission man, they'll do it

I generally feel 96% certain until I log on here.

He said Howay

Was getting quite excited about Isak myself recently until his "assist" the other night took a deflection away from its intended recipient. Found that quite concerning and the jury is still out on him imo.

Assumed when people were saying they were worried about Villa they were concerned their holidays would be affected by the airport strikes.

Ando full-on cackling at the 4th goal.

What, he did!

Played a big part in that 4th goal.

Telt yers.

Deserved.

Give him a few weeks, he hadn't realised there's a new receptionist.

Can't imagine how badly it would be going for Chelsea if Lampard didn't know the club.

Watching again and the evolution in Ando's reactions is amazing Goal 1 - "Yeahhhhh!" Goal 2 - "Ohhh-wohhh-wohhh!" Goal 3 - "OHHHHHHHH!" Goal 4 - "ARRRRRRRGH!" Goal 5 - "OOOOWWWW! OHHH!" Goal 6 - "AH-HEY-HEYYYY!"

Some absolute fannies in this thread like, didn't realise we were playing AC Milan 1988. 0-3. If they're lucky.

Felt really sorry for Stellini yesterday mind, even more so today. And Sarr. I'm not cut out for us being this good

Absolutely loved that pass, it never gets old watching it. The vision and the execution were superb. We should do some polls at the end of the season - best win, best goal, best assist etc. Best meme as well, all the nominations doubtless being Meme Machine Murphy.

That was the most scintillating 20 minutes I've ever seen a Newcastle team produce. That would probably have been the case if it was against a side bottom of the league, to do it in this context against rivals for a CL spot is just unthinkable. The only game that comes to mind as somewhat comparable is Cole's hatrick in 30 minutes against Liverpool in 93/94. That felt a huge deal at the time to people of my dad's age, with Liverpool's 70s and 80s dominance still fresh in the memory and us the newly promoted upstarts. Yesterday eclipsed even that though. Fans all over Europe must be looking at Howe's Newcastle with admiration at the moment, and even more so next season fingers crossed.

"Jacob Murphy has put it into the net"

Forster looks like that gadgee who fell down a big hole in Stranger Things.