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Literally a few, like 2 or 3 people.

That'll do.

Pardew started 4 strikers and they're all getting injured.

Wonder if it'll be a straight swap or a Pardew-style sub where the bloke coming on is an electrician or something.

4 more years.

So many "New contract" posts.

Oh right, we're changing our system.

"The crowd not really heeding Alan Pardew's plea for patience during the week".

My eyes are bleeding.

Crowd's dead already.

This match is a shoe-in for Best Comedy at the end of the season.

Wouldn't be surprised if we've seen the last of him now.

Can't wait to see how this team's set up like.

Going to see The Raid 2 later on as well, going to be a real day of carnage.

Which one's that, the one playing centre half?

Alan Shearer and Duncan Ferguson might as well be sat on the bench.

Hey, he's a positive guy.

Swansea 7/2 to win to nil.

Forgot about that.

Camera goes to Pardew in the stands and Ben Arfa and Marveaux give him one of these: http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/3700/dudleyboyz3d6rp3.gif

Really good stuff.

Back on topic, Alan Pardew's a sycophantic, slimy, horrible, lying piece of shit.

1, 4, 2, 3

Really tempted to spunk 80 quid on the Argentina and France Adidas Originals retro tops like.