Interpolic

My presentation went well today at work, fucking laid into him.

Jack Flash always delivers.

Racist cunt.

It's a bit of well over-due stick Christine, you daft bint.

P45DUE Fuck you man, baby steps.

I'm doing a presentation course today and tomorrow, I fucking crumble every time I get up in front of people so I'm trying to sort it out. Today was fucking horrible. Anyway, need to make a presentation in front of a camera and a room full of people tomorrow morning and the course leader wants me to do it about something I feel strongly about, so I'm telling them why I want this cunt sacked. 3 sections - Pardew's Tactics, Pardew's Failures, Pardew's Excuses. Need to start with an anecdote so going to say "I'm going to start with a story about Sir Bobby Robson. Robson was a fantastic manager, who managed both England and the team I support, Newcastle. In his later years he became forgetful and mixed things up sometimes. One such example is when he was staying in a hotel with the England team while England manager, came downstairs for breakfast and saw his captain Bryan Robson. He greeted his captain by saying "Hello Bobby". Bryan Robson looked confused and went "I'm Bryan. You're Bobby!" That was typical of Bobby Robson and an example of why players and fans loved him, unlike the current Newcastle manager Alan Pardew. I'll be talking to you this morning about why I want that fucking cunt sacked". Howay the presentation, Pardew out.

7 of the 13 defeats by 3 goals or more.

We was unlucky. I fink it wasnt a FK, and the second wuz offside. What about the other 4 goals, Alan?

Cool.

As if anything will happen.

Sky have really went to town on the match build-up here like.

We'll never know tbh.

Keep going please.

26 Krul 02 Coloccini 06 Williamson 12 Simpson 14 Perch 04 Nolan 07 Barton 10 Routledge 17 Smith 11 Lovenkrands 20 Best Poor bairns. Nobody remotely young in that team. Fuck me.

Calm down, it's only Kevin Phillips.

Just checking TFL and it looks like you can get a bus (the 91) from near the ground straight to Kings Cross: Walk to Tollington Road/Sobell Centre (10 mins) 91 bus to King's Cross St.Pancras (21 mins) Alternatively it says it's only a 50-minute walk, so if you've got SatNav on your phone and enough time, you could do that. http://tfl.gov.uk/

They've won 11 and lost 1 out of their last 12.

Such lofty goals.

Never.

Will NUFC release a bitchy statement before page 1000 of the thread?

I'm not really fussed mate, again that wasn't the discussion and you'd made that patently obvious anyway. Dear me.

Decent sentiment but too many syllables and doesn't rhyme, 4/10, would not chant.