Interpolic

We showed great discipline in the 3-0 home defeat against Everton, let's hope for more of the same.

Still, Pards eh.

Nothing has slipped from his memory, he knows fine well his record is shite, he just doesn't want others to know it. And it works. Neutral fans and journalists look at our league position and go "Ah they're not in the bottom 5, fair enough".

Too many points. Difficult position. Too few points. Difficult position. Too much Europe. Difficult position. Too many games. Difficult position. Not enough games. Difficult position. Too many spies. Difficult position. Too many carnivals. Difficult position. Too much science. Difficult position. What a thoroughly inspiring guy to have around the place.

Being one of the top 3 managers that Joey fucking Barton has ever worked with. Fucking wow. Jesus, why are people still listening to him? He's had a shit, stupid career because he's the daftest cunt going, it's not like Pardew's outranking Ancelotti, Guardiola, Ferguson and Clough in this man's tiny little mind, is it?

"I don't see what he's said wrong there really..."

"My players haven't been right since that plane went missing, trust me - my fans understand that"

You can't expect him to do everything mate.

I was just joking like, he probably is injured. He's certainly been playing like someone on the verge of being crocked through overuse. He can't have missed many games this season. Him and Gouffran look fucking knackered.

http://m.vice.com/en_uk/read/why-is-daniel-sturridge-the-only-hipster-footballer?utm_source=vicefbuk

Can't tell, it's on the radio.

Who cares, man?

Found em: http://www.adidas.co.uk/originals-originals_retro_jerseys-clothing There's some lovely stuff on there like, tempting.

Where can you buy them?

Yep. Was largely a waste of time. Plus he spent some of that 4 years in prison, still getting paid by us.

Get out of town. They told him to fuck off, didn't they?

Might as well, it's all quite unpredictable!!

Keepers generally get better if given consistent first team Premier League football in their early 20s like. Not giving Pardew that one, sorry.

Is Remy touch-and-go for this?

If we get beat then I'd be genuinely surprised if we got beat by less than 3 goals. Seems like it's collapse-or-meh more often than not at the minute.

I remember last year when 7th placed Liverpool rocked up at St James without Luiz Suarez. We fancied our chances. Lost 6-0.

Yet you seem to pop-up everywhere! What?