Interpolic

If you think Mike Ashley's going to sack him after losing to Man Utd, you're literally insane too tbf He won't get sacked, even if the players revolted, ashley would sack the players instead of pardew, we are stuck with this clown and there is no light at the end of the tunnel. Some of the players are revolting tbf. Gosling's minging for a start. There's about 12 players more deserving of criticism in the last few weeks. I was just trying to be funny, think it was a "That's the joke" thing actually. Agree with you, he's the least of our worries.

If you think Mike Ashley's going to sack him after losing to Man Utd, you're literally insane too tbf He won't get sacked, even if the players revolted, ashley would sack the players instead of pardew, we are stuck with this clown and there is no light at the end of the tunnel. Some of the players are revolting tbf. Gosling's minging for a start.

I'm not even pissed off tbh, I was spitting blood when the team in 7th position smashed us 6-0 without their best player this time last year, but this sort of result is becoming quite routine now. Said all week I'd be amazed if we lost by less than 3 goals and so it proved.

How many stuffings is that this season then, 8? Might manage 10. You've got to have goals.

No miserable defeat is complete without Shola Ameobi.

I was starting to change my mind a touch, he appeared to have struck gold with that 433 with Ben Arfa and Ba either side of Cisse. We started playing with a style I thought was more sustainable, something that would see us blitz some games and at least give a good account of ourselves in others, without spending 45 minutes or more hanging on for dear life and hoping to scrape through. He soon ditched that formation though and I was basically back to square one with him again.

3-0, what a shock. Can't believe I didn't put a bet on this, been telling Man Utd fans at work it'd be between 3 and 6 nowt all week.

Ben Arfa better not fuck this game up for us now.

The Raid creeping into everything you think now.

Swear to fucking God that Requiem For A Dream DVD must be nearly fucked the amount of times we've watched it at HT.

Ah, who cares.

Which high stakes Premier Lesgue matches have we been involved in since Christmas?

Starting to quite like him.

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/no-these-footballers-arent-hipsters?utm_source=vicefbuk

Does he mean we need to turn the momentum around and not lose the game, or is he already saying we're going to bounce back after Man Utd beat us?

His quotes are getting more and more mental.

For some.

We showed great discipline in the 3-0 home defeat against Everton, let's hope for more of the same.

Still, Pards eh.

Nothing has slipped from his memory, he knows fine well his record is shite, he just doesn't want others to know it. And it works. Neutral fans and journalists look at our league position and go "Ah they're not in the bottom 5, fair enough".

Too many points. Difficult position. Too few points. Difficult position. Too much Europe. Difficult position. Too many games. Difficult position. Not enough games. Difficult position. Too many spies. Difficult position. Too many carnivals. Difficult position. Too much science. Difficult position. What a thoroughly inspiring guy to have around the place.

Being one of the top 3 managers that Joey fucking Barton has ever worked with. Fucking wow. Jesus, why are people still listening to him? He's had a shit, stupid career because he's the daftest cunt going, it's not like Pardew's outranking Ancelotti, Guardiola, Ferguson and Clough in this man's tiny little mind, is it?

"I don't see what he's said wrong there really..."

"My players haven't been right since that plane went missing, trust me - my fans understand that"

You can't expect him to do everything mate.