Interpolic

Oof.

2 quid on Nolan to score next @ 14/1.

Mind your banners.

The Pard luck stories are wearing thin

The hoof, the whole hoof and nothing but the hoof

Ah good shout, might stick a few quid on it.

10/1 on SkyBet, looks very good value that like.

Plus the vast majority of the media don't want to see a successful Newcastle United, that seems quite clear by now.

Agree, yeah.

A few are worth more than we paid, but that's not the same question of course.

I was absolutely convinced he was going around this time last year - there were plenty of rumours going around and we were still getting smashed off the likes of sunderland and Liverpool despite him having been bailed out with the purchases of half a new team. Can't bring myself to get hopeful again.

Wasn't Pardew trying to flog Tiote again the other day? Me dad said he'd read something.

I'll definitely book at least a day off work if he gets peddled, can't see it happening though.

I've read far, far worse from him tbh.

7 hammerings by the end of March, that's absurdly bad. Still nee pressure on the manager. I'll be amazed if Man Utd beat us by less than 3 goals.

Fairly sure the banner would get booed.

We'd not get our money back on Anita now, probably not Yanga-Mbiwa either. Most of the others were cheap as chips though.

It's more PR bullshit man, as if Ashley gives a flying fuck how we play. Come on man, wake up.

Ashley's found a manager he can trust after dealing with a few that dared to stand up to him, can't see him ditching that situation in a hurry.

Aye, it was belting when they came to our ground and put four past us without breaking a sweat. Unreal.

Tbh we've seen some good patches of football, particularly away from home. It never lasts more than 45 minutes though, so most games end up fucking annoying. We are fucked without Remy like, think we'd need to sign 2 or 3 decent players just to give us what he gives us.

Anyway, strikes me as the type of deal that's regularly rumoured due to lazy journalism but never actually occurs.

What did he get in his GCSEs? He done any A-Levels?

This is my worry, you're absolutely right. Especially since we desperately need to add goals to the side just to stand still, and goalscorers cost money we don't like spending.