Interpolic

I just want my bants back.

Gus Van Bant.

Bante's Peak.

Habant & Waterlooville.

Message received and understood. My DGAF dossier will be in the public domain by sunrise.

Yeah, not many people hate Luque that I know of. Seemed pretty gormless and even more so the victim of our formerly ridiculous transfer policy, i.e. throw more money than necessary at the club and the player, don't check out his background, don't think about where he'll fit into the team. Owen's failure was mainly his own doing although of course we should never have spent that much money on him.

That was poor, man. You're better than that Eh, no he isn't. That was poor, man. You're better than that I'm not :lol:

Eh? That's a weird one. Never realised he was nearly 33 mind.

Honestly that is the dumbest shit I've ever heard. Paying to piss? wat Only London stations I think. I'm over it personally, the toilets are always clean and also not full of dodgy characters. It's once in a blue moon I have to use them.

michael owen ‏@themichaelowen Succumbed again. Arrived at Euston Station bursting for a wee. Paid 30p to relieve myself. It's the principle that infuriates me. Tight cunt. I'm perennially skint and even I accept the 30p toilets thing as a fact of life now.

Well yeah, the spelling error.

I think you can only call them low in comparison to a few other Man City players (not defenders though) and what the likes of John Terry is reportedly on. He's a great player but at the end of the day he's a centre half and ordinarily they'll not get paid as much as attacking players.

https://twitter.com/#!/search/%23askcattermole

Fucking ridiculous, that.

Not saying it didn't happen but the thought of adding £20m to the price of a player just like that is just absurd. And here we are with a lot of the other clubs trying to do things vaguely within our means. Fucking hate Chelsea, although I did before the Russian arrived.

Which is his blog? http://www.guardian.co.uk/profile/charliebrooker Pretty good IMO.

Stifler's your man, get him involved.

Link doesn't work. You get one chance with me and you've blown it.

Made me remember hearing about this part of his autobiography in reference to his last visit to Anfield as a referee:

I'd have him back, £18.6m for him and Carroll.

Translation:

Nice one, Brendan.

Seems the £18.6m figure is the only thing we can believe here.