Interpolic

I'm going to this so apologise in advance for the convincing loss. I'm a proper selfish prick and will try to stop going to any games whatsoever. 1-3 is my prediction.

Heart attacks are painful.

Shut up, please shut up. I never win bets you sick fuck.

Get in, stay like this PLEASE!

Torres must be in the midst of the longest crisis of confidence of all time. Can't see him ever looking a real player again.

Howay Man Utd, except don't win the match FFS.

bet/odds? 45/1, hoyed a quid on. Also put money on 3-2 Man Utd and Man Utd -2 which are obviously out of the question now. Was gambling on a goal fest.

I put money on 3-3 before the game, howay.

Aye.

Brilliant post.

These guys are lightning, can really see them terrorising defences before the season's out.

what is this i dont even Get in.

That's 2 wins in a few days without Cabaye in the side btw. Do think we'll miss him vs Spurs mind. And we'll definitely lose because I'm going.

Love him already, I'm such a desperate slut.

I honestly give us an outside chance now if absolutely everything goes our way, i.e. key players stay fit, other sides keep faltering, Cheick comes home soon.

We cloned Demba Ba, tra-la-la-la-la!

Dembii definitely looking quite tasty imo, very encouraging.

2 long stoppages for Best and particularly Taylor.

This. We can't afford these injuries at all. A major worry. Thankfully they're in positions where we may get away with it. An injury to one of the centre halves...

This. Sometimes wonder why I pay these fuckers £70 a month when they're so biased. I'd be questioning paying that much regardless of the bias. Well that's for my internet, phone and all the other shite n'all mind.

Oh, there's a game between Newcastle and Aston Villa today apparently!

This. Sometimes wonder why I pay these fuckers £70 a month when they're so biased.

Tbf he looks like he's laughing at the concept of him being an expert there, clearly has some humility about him.

Is it not a bit small time to be booing a player we had on loan for a few months. I for one will advocate Fenham Mag running on the pitch to attack him. Deserves every ounce of vitriol he gets imo. No better than the likes of Owen. Scum. Are you taking the piss?

For Newcastle - Villa? Wolves.